The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about:

• Using my Floating Holidays for the best days of the year
• Deciding on a burger for lunch
• I have a nodule on my eye
• Never been on a cruise or visited Mexico
• A new show I started watching on Amazon
• A very strange commercial I keep seeing
• The Big Coop!
• All this and new calls from Jason and Ian

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy I had to snap it in two. This is the second half.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy, I'm presenting it in two parts.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

We made it! The big 500th episode of the podcast!

In this one I share and react to 20 fresh new calls to the hotline, in the longest -- by far! -- episode in our history.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• The QUESTION OF THE DAY at Sheetz
• A show I watched on Netflix that started strong, but turned into a diarrhea shower
• The ongoing Season 13 of the Curse of Oak Island
• The amazing engineering that goes into a great pair of underwear
• Using Artificial Intelligence to track down a super-obscure song
• The frenzied return of Not Our Kitty

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Silver Bullets in the oven!
• A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria
• A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store
• An existential threat to my Dollar General streak
• A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing
• A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery
• All that, and a fresh new call from Jason

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us
• Our pre-storm snack and beer run
• A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation
• Big news from my hometown
• All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• A wild snow squall we encountered on Sunday
• My feelings about the Stranger Things finale
• A vintage story involving my old friend Rocky
• Some crazy work call-offs I’ve encountered

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• My and Toney’s misaligned worlds
• Our reluctant Saturday lunch
• Renewal time for SiriusXM
• A couple of stories from my Canada trip that I forgot to tell
• Christmas at the House of Kay
• A conversation with Sunshine after 15 years
• Our top three holidays, ranked

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Chaos created by an Audacity update
• An Episode 500 request to all listeners
• A beer mishap that’s ruined my car
• An annoying way people talk about bands
• Perusing the best albums of the year lists
• How the Reds did at the winter meetings
• An update on my white goatee
• All that and a new call from our old pal Ian

Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com