Episodes
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Ep. 362: The Answer Will Always Be No
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Monday Jan 01, 2024
In this one I offer up my thoughts on the Christmas holiday, talk about some things I've heard people say that I can't really shake, and share two great new calls from the hotline. All this and a ton of outlandish semi-related jags! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening.
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Ep. 360: Ridin’ Past The Dog Food Factory!
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Monday Dec 18, 2023
In this one I tell you about a sketchy convenience store I frequent, an enjoyable trip to the Allentown Costco, a conversation that was triggered by an Alpo factory we drove past, and one of my least-favorite classic rock songs which everybody else seems to love. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Ep. 358: Somebody Needs To See A Physician!
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Monday Dec 11, 2023
In this one I share my thoughts on Ohtani and MacGowan, tell you about a recent encounter at McDonald's, the utter outrageousness of Subway, and a wall of poop I recently walked into. All this and FIVE(!) fresh calls to the hotline from Jill in Pennsylvania, Patrick, Clinton from Indiana, Steve in Texas, and Sharon V. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Ep. 356: And It Retracted Like A Tape Measure!
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
In this one I tell you about how people just freely use profanity now at all times, kids I knew who just disappeared and are now remembered for one stupid thing, a ludicrous conversation I had with my brother, and a mystery surrounding the windshield wipers on Toney's car. All this and two new calls to the hotline, from Producer Zipp and first-time caller Jill. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Ep. 354: I Look Like I’ve Been Eating Oats
Monday Nov 06, 2023
Monday Nov 06, 2023
In this one I tell you about the consequences of sleeping in a too-cold house, the unexpected turn my upcoming long-weekend has taken, a standup comedian I’ll be seeing on Saturday and the other standups I’ve seen during my life, and my thoughts on some demoralizing baseball news. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Oct 30, 2023
Ep. 352: An On-A-Whim Day-Trip To Cooperstown, NY
Monday Oct 30, 2023
Monday Oct 30, 2023
In this one I tell you about the work frustrations I encountered following a week off, a follow-up on the Amazon Canada debacle, a long-overdue cleaning of the bunker, and my on-a-whim solo trip to Cooperstown, NY and the National Baseball Hall of Fame. All this and two new calls to the hotline from our old friends Eugene and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Oct 09, 2023
Ep. 350: A-Hole Or Oblivious?
Monday Oct 09, 2023
Monday Oct 09, 2023
In this one I tell you about a situation I recently encountered on the Devil's Parkway that triggered a conundrum I'm still puzzling over, my upcoming trip to West Virginia, the continued hot dog hunt, an annoying conversation I had at Sheetz a few nights ago, and an unusual thing I noticed at the local Cracker Barrel. All this and a call from our old friend Patrick about the HBO Max show Naked Attraction. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Sep 25, 2023
Ep. 348: These Guys Are Going To Be Virgins Forever!
Monday Sep 25, 2023
Monday Sep 25, 2023
In this one I complain about some maddening customer service problems I'm experiencing, share a call from my friend Tim in Dunbar, tell you about a conversation I had with my dad on Sunday, and a crazy conference call I dialed into last week. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Ep. 346: I’m Not Out Looking For Trouble, But Trouble Finds Me
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
In this one I tell you about even more extreme homeowner annoyances we endured last week, a disappointing phrase that someone I love uttered, and my love/hate relationship with our visit of a favorite watering hole this weekend. All this and fresh new calls from Steve in Texas, Producer Zipp, and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Ep. 344: Return Of A Comically-Elongated Animal
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Monday Sep 11, 2023
In this one I tell you about the three long days we kept Dusty the wiener dog again, give you an update on the younger boy who moved out a few weeks ago, and share a call from our pal Patrick, who brings up the subject of the Barcelona diarrhea plane. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com