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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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Feb 5, 2026
Feb 5, 2026
36 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Silver Bullets in the oven!
- A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria
- A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store
- An existential threat to my Dollar General streak
- A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing
- A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery
- All that, and a fresh new call from Jason
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jan 25, 2026
Jan 25, 2026
40 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us
- Our pre-storm snack and beer run
- A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation
- Big news from my hometown
- All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jan 13, 2026
Jan 13, 2026
35 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A wild snow squall we encountered on Sunday
- My feelings about the Stranger Things finale
- A vintage story involving my old friend Rocky
- Some crazy work call-offs I’ve encountered
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Dec 30, 2025
Dec 30, 2025
41 min
In this one I tell you about:
- My and Toney’s misaligned worlds
- Our reluctant Saturday lunch
- Renewal time for SiriusXM
- A couple of stories from my Canada trip that I forgot to tell
- Christmas at the House of Kay
- A conversation with Sunshine after 15 years
- Our top three holidays, ranked
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Dec 13, 2025
Dec 13, 2025
37 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Chaos created by an Audacity update
- An Episode 500 request to all listeners
- A beer mishap that’s ruined my car
- An annoying way people talk about bands
- Perusing the best albums of the year lists
- How the Reds did at the winter meetings
- An update on my white goatee
- All that and a new call from our old pal Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Dec 6, 2025
Dec 6, 2025
52 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Our first snow “event” of the season
- My birthday festivities
- A writing project I attempted on my days off
- A crazy story my brother told me
- Some new concerns about the postal service
- An interaction I had with the help desk
- Another example of “too much Jeff”
- All that and fresh new calls from Jill in PA, Stewart in Oz, and Jason in Austin
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 23, 2025
Nov 23, 2025
36 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A terrible situation with Not Our Kitty
- A possible trip to Canada (in December)
- Five days off in a row incoming!
- The work that has been done to surfreportpod
- Arguing with AI
- Today’s bizarre visit to Cracker Barrel
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 12, 2025
Nov 12, 2025
39 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The ridiculous way I started two recent days
- A day trip to Pittsburgh this coming Saturday
- Toney’s 60th birthday
- Getting fingerprinted for work (with complications, of course)
- A concerning turn of events at Domino’s
- All this, and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 29, 2025
Oct 29, 2025
50 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The Not-Our-Kitty threatening our ability to eat hooved animals
- A new addition to the world-renowned Bunker Collection, but no room to display it
- A recent visit to my doctor, and a flu shot at work
- Some ridiculous memories of ridiculous old TV commercials
- All that, and fresh new calls from Wisey and Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 23, 2025
Oct 23, 2025
56 min
In this one I tell you about our just-completed quickie trip to Myrtle Beach. Food! Beer! Sea kitties! Hooved animals!
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
