Episodes
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Ep. 374: I Wondered Why My Shirts Smelled Kinda Birdy
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
In this one I tell you about my somewhat disappointing follow-up visit to the doctor, an absurd discovery by our clothes dryer repairman, and some weird-ass hidden channels I found deep in the recesses of SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Ep. 372: The Thing Is Speckled In Boogers!
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
In this one I tell you about my second go-round with Covid, Super Bowl Sunday, ludicrous trouble I'm having with my "work from home" setup, my urgent need to lose weight, an embarrassing self-checkout incident I witnessed, and an infuriating visit to Chipotle. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Ep. 370: Sacrifice Yourself To The River Gods!
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
In this one I tell you about my so-called smart watch and the injury it's causing me, watching the Hell's Kitchen finale, and my memories of a ridiculous white water rafting trip I took during a previous life. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Ep. 368: That Wiener Was Hauling Ass!
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
In this one I tell you about the bitingly cold weather we're enduring, my exciting first day off in 13 days, some maddening comments I saw on Instagram that perfectly illustrate a point I made a couple of episodes ago, and the Oscar Mayer wienermobile buzzing past me on I-81. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Ep. 366: You Could Have Your Own Eisenhower!
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
In this one I tell you about the aggressive blooping in our downstairs toilet, a Facebook memory that triggered an extended jag about partisan politics, and the non-stop online cynicism that's making me rethink my love affair with the internet. All this and three great new calls from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Ep. 364: That Thing Was Moving, Brother!
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Monday Jan 08, 2024
In this one I tell you about our first snow of the year and the aggravations it’s causing us, the huge ball o’ bird crap at eye-level on my windshield, my recent trip to Cracker Barrel that nearly ended in tragedy, and a great and favorite 1970s cop show that’s finally streaming! All this and a call from Producer Zipp and a “disgusting job” email from Simon. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Ep. 362: The Answer Will Always Be No
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Monday Jan 01, 2024
In this one I offer up my thoughts on the Christmas holiday, talk about some things I've heard people say that I can't really shake, and share two great new calls from the hotline. All this and a ton of outlandish semi-related jags! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening.
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Ep. 360: Ridin’ Past The Dog Food Factory!
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Monday Dec 18, 2023
In this one I tell you about a sketchy convenience store I frequent, an enjoyable trip to the Allentown Costco, a conversation that was triggered by an Alpo factory we drove past, and one of my least-favorite classic rock songs which everybody else seems to love. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Ep. 358: Somebody Needs To See A Physician!
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Monday Dec 11, 2023
In this one I share my thoughts on Ohtani and MacGowan, tell you about a recent encounter at McDonald's, the utter outrageousness of Subway, and a wall of poop I recently walked into. All this and FIVE(!) fresh calls to the hotline from Jill in Pennsylvania, Patrick, Clinton from Indiana, Steve in Texas, and Sharon V. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Ep. 356: And It Retracted Like A Tape Measure!
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
In this one I tell you about how people just freely use profanity now at all times, kids I knew who just disappeared and are now remembered for one stupid thing, a ludicrous conversation I had with my brother, and a mystery surrounding the windshield wipers on Toney's car. All this and two new calls to the hotline, from Producer Zipp and first-time caller Jill. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com