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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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Oct 16, 2025
Oct 16, 2025
35 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Yet another thing I feel guilty about
- A baseball game I watched that ended in death threats
- A full Beatles concert I watched on YouTube, which triggered a rant
- The end of one of my long-time favorite podcasts
- Return of one of the best ongoing TV shows
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 6, 2025
Oct 6, 2025
40 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The status of my big black toenail
- My ongoing autumn cold
- The fraudulent charges on my debit card
- A disturbing episode involving Not-Our-Kitty
- Inadvertently scaring the older boy with my nose hair trimmer
- Ian’s long-awaited description of his very first visit to Cracker Barrel
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sep 22, 2025
Sep 22, 2025
42 min
In this one I tell you about:
- An annoying encounter I had at the haircuttery
- An insane beer deal I got in Allentown
- An exciting baseball weekend we just completed
- Seeing Elvis Costello in Bethlehem
- Visiting the Bloomsburg Fair for the first time
- A memorable Jeff throughout history
- All that and fresh new calls from Tim, Steve and Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sep 8, 2025
Sep 8, 2025
40 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A catastrophic silverware drawer tragedy
- The gift the kitty left in the younger boy’s room
- An upsetting text message I received from my Dunbar friend Tim
- How I’m still powering through every episode of The Blacklist
- Visiting McDonald’s when the district manager was there?
- All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, and Ron in Florida
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Aug 24, 2025
Aug 24, 2025
40 min
In this one I share some memorable stories that were told to me by co-workers, during the past 35 years or so. Plus, fresh new calls from Producer Zipp, and a mystery caller.
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Aug 8, 2025
Aug 8, 2025
36 min
In this one I tell you about my week (so far) and render my verdict on a number of Am I The Asshole? posts.
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 28, 2025
Jul 28, 2025
1 hr 4 min
In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Washington D.C., organized into categories:
- The hotel
- The monuments
- The tours
- The museums
- The food
- The subway
- The baseball game
All this, and an additional travel update from our pal Ian in Scotland
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 17, 2025
Jul 17, 2025
51 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A crazy old Dr. Pepper advertising campaign from my kidhood
- People who cannot read cursive
- My recent but short-lived embrace of philanthropy
- My upcoming jury duty
- All this and fresh new calls from Jason, Erin, Susan, and who knows who?
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 1, 2025
Jul 1, 2025
41 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix
- Revisiting a questionable album I liked during the 1980s
- Repeated fire alarms at work
- My parents’ hardcore boycotting practices
- Our favorite and least favorite fast food chains
- All that and three new calls to the hotline, from Steve, Patrick, and something weird
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jun 25, 2025
Jun 25, 2025
33 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The impossible heat and humidity we’re enduring
- Some folksy and bizarre phrases I’ve collected through the years
- A protracted and scary daisy-chain sneezing jag I barely survived
- An update on my various Amazon subscriptions
- All that and a fresh new call from Surf Reporter Andrew
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
