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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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16 minutes ago
16 minutes ago
50 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Memories of grade school field trips
- Using AI to help me access the Rolling Stone archive
- In search of real West Virginia hotdog chili
- All this and fresh new calls from Erica in Charlotte and Ian in Scotland (in Florida)
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Aug 13, 2026
Aug 13, 2026
6 min
Here's another quick detour from the usual: me reading the new No New Jeffs column like I'm some scarf-wearing audiobook narrator. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link. Cheers!

Aug 12, 2026
Aug 12, 2026
54 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A terrible short-lived kitty scare!
- A revolting phrase I used to hear as a child
- Just ordering my sandwiches as they come
- The writing of my monthly column
- Another crazy scare we encountered this week
- All that and fresh new calls from Patrick, Jeff from Alabama, Stuart from Oz, and Jason
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 29, 2026
Jul 29, 2026
42 min
In this one I tell you about:
- How the money comes in and quickly goes out
- A comforting old detective show I’m watching
- Steve is on the case in West Virginia!
- My search for the house we almost bought in 2000
- All this and a fresh new call from Tony in Cleveland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 22, 2026
Jul 22, 2026
43 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Destroying my belt
- A crazy and bizarre contact lens situation
- Locking in on an aural annoyance
- A fun new show that was instantly canceled by Netflix
- All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Nick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 14, 2026
Jul 14, 2026
11 min
This is a quick detour from my usual podcast: I’m reading one of my No New Jeffs columns out loud for the first time. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could probably beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link.

Jul 10, 2026
Jul 10, 2026
1 hr 7 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A sad announcement
- So, people actually use sleeping masks?
- The big Fourth of July weekend
- A much-anticipated update on the bunker lamp
- How I can’t hold back the codger anymore
- All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Nick in Kentucky, and Ian from Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jun 23, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
55 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The weirdly lit Bunker
- My big PTO day o’ errands
- Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium
- All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
47 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO
- An ultra-rare Nancy update
- The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered
- Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother
- My thoughts on “tribute bands”
- All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
1 hr 3 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas
- My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium
- The holiday weekend
- All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian!
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
