Episodes

18 minutes ago
Ep. 510: Does That Even Need To Be Said?
18 minutes ago
18 minutes ago
In this one I tell you about:
- Our upcoming trip to Pittsburgh
- A conversation I had with my dad that’ll give you some insight
- Conversing with AI about my latest No New Jeffs column
- Conversing with AI about beer history
- An off-putting live read I keep hearing during baseball games
- A fresh update on Sunshine and Mumbles
- All that and fresh new calls from Tony from Cleveland, Jeff from Cleveland, and Producer Zipp
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Ep. 508: And We Couldn’t Find The Root Of The Stench
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
Wednesday Apr 22, 2026
In this one I tell you about:
- The schizophrenic weather we’re experiencing
- A local brewery we visited on the good day
- The results of my dreaded bloodwork
- A follow-up on the yard guy drama
- Memories of the RIDICULOUS years my brother and I shared an apartment in Greensboro, NC
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Apr 13, 2026
Ep. 506: Only 550 More Healthy Weekends
Monday Apr 13, 2026
Monday Apr 13, 2026
In this one I tell you about:
- Seeing Art Brut in Philadelphia
- Having a superior cheesesteak for dinner
- Researching an assumption about a Beatles song
- Asking AI about Hitler’s testicles
- Eating another cheesesteak from Jersey Mike’s
- All that and fresh new calls from Steve in TX and Ian in Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Mar 31, 2026
Ep. 504: It Would Cause a Civil War Inside Your Intestines
Tuesday Mar 31, 2026
Tuesday Mar 31, 2026
In this one I tell you about:
- Using my Floating Holidays for the best days of the year
- Deciding on a burger for lunch
- I have a nodule on my eye
- Never been on a cruise or visited Mexico
- A new show I started watching on Amazon
- A very strange commercial I keep seeing
- The Big Coop!
- All this and new calls from Jason and Ian
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Mar 17, 2026
Ep. 502: A Chat with Producer Zipp, Part 2
Tuesday Mar 17, 2026
Tuesday Mar 17, 2026
In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy I had to snap it in two. This is the second half.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Mar 13, 2026
Ep. 501: A Chat with Producer Zipp, Part 1
Friday Mar 13, 2026
Friday Mar 13, 2026
In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy, I'm presenting it in two parts.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
Ep. 500: Ten Full Days of Podcasting!
Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
Wednesday Mar 04, 2026
We made it! The big 500th episode of the podcast!
In this one I share and react to 20 fresh new calls to the hotline, in the longest -- by far! -- episode in our history.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday Feb 15, 2026
Ep. 498: It’s On the Same Level as the Golden Gate Bridge
Sunday Feb 15, 2026
Sunday Feb 15, 2026
In this one I tell you about:
- The QUESTION OF THE DAY at Sheetz
- A show I watched on Netflix that started strong, but turned into a diarrhea shower
- The ongoing Season 13 of the Curse of Oak Island
- The amazing engineering that goes into a great pair of underwear
- Using Artificial Intelligence to track down a super-obscure song
- The frenzied return of Not Our Kitty
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Feb 05, 2026
Ep. 496: I’ll Be Sealed Off for Good!
Thursday Feb 05, 2026
Thursday Feb 05, 2026
In this one I tell you about:
- Silver Bullets in the oven!
- A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria
- A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store
- An existential threat to my Dollar General streak
- A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing
- A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery
- All that, and a fresh new call from Jason
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday Jan 25, 2026
Ep. 494: We’re Going to Be Locked Down for One Whole Day!
Sunday Jan 25, 2026
Sunday Jan 25, 2026
In this one I tell you about:
- The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us
- Our pre-storm snack and beer run
- A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation
- Big news from my hometown
- All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

