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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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7 days ago
7 days ago
42 min
In this one I tell you about:
- How the money comes in and quickly goes out
- A comforting old detective show I’m watching
- Steve is on the case in West Virginia!
- My search for the house we almost bought in 2000
- All this and a fresh new call from Tony in Cleveland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 22, 2026
Jul 22, 2026
43 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Destroying my belt
- A crazy and bizarre contact lens situation
- Locking in on an aural annoyance
- A fun new show that was instantly canceled by Netflix
- All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Nick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jul 14, 2026
Jul 14, 2026
11 min
This is a quick detour from my usual podcast: I’m reading one of my No New Jeffs columns out loud for the first time. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could probably beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link.

Jul 10, 2026
Jul 10, 2026
1hr 7 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A sad announcement
- So, people actually use sleeping masks?
- The big Fourth of July weekend
- A much-anticipated update on the bunker lamp
- How I can’t hold back the codger anymore
- All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Nick in Kentucky, and Ian from Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jun 23, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
55 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The weirdly lit Bunker
- My big PTO day o’ errands
- Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium
- All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
47 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO
- An ultra-rare Nancy update
- The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered
- Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother
- My thoughts on “tribute bands”
- All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
1hr 3 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas
- My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium
- The holiday weekend
- All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian!
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
35 min
PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded for patrons at Patreon. But I’ve decided to make it available to everyone, so you guys can see what the bonus episodes are like.
In this one I tell you about (among other things):
- Things to do while visiting America
- The loss of one of my favorite SiriusXM channels
- An unforgivable urinal transgression
- Other semi-related urinal/public restroom infractions
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
48 min
In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Pittsburgh. Including:
- My first experience with Airbnb
- A controversial dinner
- Eavesdropping at a brewery
- The whole plan goes down the ol’ poop-catcher
- Winging it with no real plan now
- Wild Kingdom playing out in our family room
- All this and a fresh new call from Jason
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

May 6, 2026
May 6, 2026
46 min
In this one I tell you about:
- Our upcoming trip to Pittsburgh
- A conversation I had with my dad that’ll give you some insight
- Conversing with AI about my latest No New Jeffs column
- Conversing with AI about beer history
- An off-putting live read I keep hearing during baseball games
- A fresh update on Sunshine and Mumbles
- All that and fresh new calls from Tony from Cleveland, Jeff from Cleveland, and Producer Zipp
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
