Episodes

Saturday Aug 10, 2024
Ep. 405: They Hand You A Greasy Sack!
Saturday Aug 10, 2024
Saturday Aug 10, 2024
NOTE: Since we’re hitting the road this week, I’ve decided to make this Patreon episode available to everyone. I’ll be back soon. Thanks for everything!
In this one I tell you about:
- My triumphant return to the local laundromat
- Depressing places of business
- The two minor league baseball games I attended last week
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Aug 03, 2024
Ep. 404: It Looked Like O.J. Had Been Here
Saturday Aug 03, 2024
Saturday Aug 03, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- The minimum amount of sleep I require
- A new (to me) show I’m enjoying on HBO
- How I cut my finger DEEP!
- My dad and a class action lawsuit
- The wild new Pete Rose documentary
- All this, and fresh new calls to the hotline from Eugene and Patrick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
Ep. 402: A Bunch of Weirdos and Perverts!
Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
Wednesday Jul 24, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- The master’s degree program the younger boy just began, which already features something I thought only happened in sitcoms
- The acceptable way I bitch and complain
- A retirement seminar that Toney attended which provided no good news
- What I’m calling my new non-existent 60-and-over hard rock band
- Something new that I noticed in a restaurant bathroom
- People who mispronounce Hyundai
All this and a fresh new call to the hotline from our pal Ian in Scotland!
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Jul 15, 2024
Ep. 400: A Lot Of Episodes, A Lot Of Nonsense
Monday Jul 15, 2024
Monday Jul 15, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- The significance of 400 episodes
- Dreading the Major League Baseball All-Star Break
- The Automat documentary on Max
- A classic story one of our kids told me years ago
- Death of our favorite hotel in Las Vegas
- The possibility of doing interviews in future episodes
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Jul 01, 2024
Ep. 398: The Ballad of Cornflakes and Oatmeal
Monday Jul 01, 2024
Monday Jul 01, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- My first fast food meal since December
- A mishap following my weekly snack run
- Our garage door is constantly open
- A couple of memorable neighbors from my childhood
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Ep. 396: Time To Fire Up The Soviet Humboxes!
Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- The disruptive aftermath of my one-off overnight shift at work
- A man who's not from the South but talks with a thick Southern accent
- A powerful heatwave heading our way
- The guy who ran onto the field at a Reds/Guardians game
- Death of a great and beloved West Virginian
- A new call from Patrick (about terrible TV shows)
- A new call from Eugene (about Hogan's Heroes)
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
Ep. 394: Looks Like We're In For Nasty Weather
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
Wednesday Jun 12, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- The adventure of driving Toney's car to the store
- Yet another visit with my doctor
- A scary phone call I received
- Finally seeing John Fogerty in concert
All this and fresh new calls from my brother Tim (about the guy who was urinating beef) and Producer Zipp (about the most tasteless situation comedy of all time).
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Ep. 392: Just To Sow Discord And Chaos
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- Being home alone for the whole weekend
- Watching Reds games while making wisecracks on Reddit
- Toney's day in Greenville, SC
- My brother's unsolicited Top 4 Worst TV Shows Ever
- A call from Ian in Scotland about the Curse of Oak Island
- A call from Tim in Dunbar with a hilarious high school story
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday May 26, 2024
Ep. 390: Jeff Got Probed
Sunday May 26, 2024
Sunday May 26, 2024
In this one I tell you about a colonoscopy that had been hanging over my head for two and a half months, after a previous screening came back as "abnormal." I'd never been put to sleep, never had much experience with medical procedures at all, and I'm a giant baby, completely neurotic. Needless to say, I didn't like the fact that there was a medical concern which necessitated an encounter with the cold hard probe, to begin with. But this past Friday was the day of reckoning and I tell you all about it.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday May 20, 2024
Ep. 388: The Night of One Hundred Turns
Monday May 20, 2024
Monday May 20, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- An unforgettable story the older boy told me
- An outrageous co-worker memory
- Our ridiculous excursion to Philadelphia to see one of my favorite bands, Wussy
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com