The West Virginia Surf Report!

Ep. 68: Big Deal, Everybody Has A Birthday

In this one, I tell you about something baffling I saw while watching Veronica Mars, explain the yin and yang of Facebook, and then launch into a detailed description of my ho-hum birthday weekend. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 66: A Thanksgiving Extravaganza!

In this one, I tell you about a monumental Thanksgiving-themed turn of events in my life last week. This one's big, my friends! Then I share various other Thanksgiving stories from my ridiculous past. This is a fun one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 64: Jeff & Steve & Cooperstown, NY

In this one, I share an update on the subject I ranted about in the previous episode, tell you about my latest fixation, and launch into a lengthy description of my Friday day-trip to Cooperstown, NY with my friend Steve. We took in the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum, had a simple but delicious lunch, and enjoyed a private tasting session at the Ommegang Brewery. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 62: Cable TV: The Modern Miracle!

In this one, I tell you about the days before cable TV and the crazy exhilarating world that emerged once cable took hold. I go into detail about two early cable channels (and their unforgettable ads) that meant a great deal to a young up-and-coming Jeff Kay. Then I share a great hotline message from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 60: It's All About The Food At This Point!

In this one, I run through several random items I jotted down in my notebook and realize they're all about food somehow. What is happening to me?! I tell you about how I recently ordered a pizza online and ended up feeling guilty for hours, a possible Cracker Barrel Thanksgiving tragedy in the near future, my second attempt at eating at the shiny new Chick-fil-A near us, our catered meal from the bitchiest deli in America, and an update on Operation Take My Lunch To Work Every Day. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 59: It Was A Simpler Time (Bonus Episode!)

In this one, I tell you about a conversation I had with one of my kids about something that happened to me during fifth grade that simply wouldn't fly today. Then I give you guys a rundown of some other crazy school stories from my past that would almost certainly cause a giant uproar today. It's a fun one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 58: Saying Goodbye To Dusty The Bellringer

In this one, I tell you about the adventure we got ourselves into while returning Dusty the Bellringer on Saturday, how I ran into someone from work in a highly unlikely place, the update(?!) I received about my Ancestry DNA results, and how I could almost certainly be hypnotized. Then I play a message left on the hotline all the way from Scotland. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 56: What Do You Do For Lunch At Work?

In this one, I tell you about my ongoing work-lunch crisis and how I'm dealing with it. I run down my list of meager options and complain about each of them. Then I propose a solution that I'm going to attempt to implement during the coming days, which is going to require additional work on my behalf and is likely destined for spectacular failure. I also share a couple of crazy messages left at the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 54: What Do You Remember About 4th Grade?

In this one, I tell you about the things I remember from 4th Grade. Somehow, it's a good one!  I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 52: Jeff Returns To The Motherland!

In this one, I tell you about my recent trip to West Virginia and include some field recordings made inside the Chevy Cruze while on said trip. I check in from Maryland, while my ass still had some circulation in it, again from Charleston, WV (when it didn't), and once from my old hometown of Dunbar. Then I wrap it up with the final chapter, somewhere between Wilkes-Barre and Scranton. This is an unusual one. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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