The West Virginia Surf Report!

This is a quick detour from my usual podcast: I’m reading one of my No New Jeffs columns out loud for the first time. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could probably beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link.

In this one I tell you about:

• A sad announcement
• So, people actually use sleeping masks?
• The big Fourth of July weekend
• A much-anticipated update on the bunker lamp
• How I can’t hold back the codger anymore
• All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Nick in Kentucky, and Ian from Scotland

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• The weirdly lit Bunker
• My big PTO day o’ errands
• Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium
• All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO
• An ultra-rare Nancy update
• The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered
• Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother
• My thoughts on “tribute bands”
• All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas
• My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium
• The holiday weekend
• All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian!

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded for patrons at Patreon. But I’ve decided to make it available to everyone, so you guys can see what the bonus episodes are like.

In this one I tell you about (among other things):

• Things to do while visiting America
• The loss of one of my favorite SiriusXM channels
• An unforgivable urinal transgression
• Other semi-related urinal/public restroom infractions

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Pittsburgh. Including:

• My first experience with Airbnb
• A controversial dinner
• Eavesdropping at a brewery
• The whole plan goes down the ol’ poop-catcher
• Winging it with no real plan now
• Wild Kingdom playing out in our family room
• All this and a fresh new call from Jason

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Our upcoming trip to Pittsburgh
• A conversation I had with my dad that’ll give you some insight
• Conversing with AI about my latest No New Jeffs column
• Conversing with AI about beer history
• An off-putting live read I keep hearing during baseball games
• A fresh update on Sunshine and Mumbles
• All that and fresh new calls from Tony from Cleveland, Jeff from Cleveland, and Producer Zipp

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• The schizophrenic weather we’re experiencing
• A local brewery we visited on the good day
• The results of my dreaded bloodwork
• A follow-up on the yard guy drama
• Memories of the RIDICULOUS years my brother and I shared an apartment in Greensboro, NC

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Seeing Art Brut in Philadelphia
• Having a superior cheesesteak for dinner
• Researching an assumption about a Beatles song
• Asking AI about Hitler’s testicles
• Eating another cheesesteak from Jersey Mike’s
• All that and fresh new calls from Steve in TX and Ian in Scotland

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com