Episodes

Sunday Nov 23, 2025
Ep. 484: A Gut-Wrenching Turn of Events!
Sunday Nov 23, 2025
Sunday Nov 23, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- A terrible situation with Not Our Kitty
- A possible trip to Canada (in December)
- Five days off in a row incoming!
- The work that has been done to surfreportpod
- Arguing with AI
- Today’s bizarre visit to Cracker Barrel
Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
Ep. 482: This Is My House! I Live Here!!
Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
Wednesday Nov 12, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The ridiculous way I started two recent days
- A day trip to Pittsburgh this coming Saturday
- Toney’s 60th birthday
- Getting fingerprinted for work (with complications, of course)
- A concerning turn of events at Domino’s
- All this, and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
Ep. 480: Two! Two Mints In One!!
Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
Wednesday Oct 29, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The Not-Our-Kitty threatening our ability to eat hooved animals
- A new addition to the world-renowned Bunker Collection, but no room to display it
- A recent visit to my doctor, and a flu shot at work
- Some ridiculous memories of ridiculous old TV commercials
- All that, and fresh new calls from Wisey and Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Oct 23, 2025
Ep. 478: On The Road With Jeff: Myrtle Beach, SC
Thursday Oct 23, 2025
Thursday Oct 23, 2025
In this one I tell you about our just-completed quickie trip to Myrtle Beach. Food! Beer! Sea kitties! Hooved animals!
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Oct 16, 2025
Ep. 476: And Now They Want To Kill His Grandfather!
Thursday Oct 16, 2025
Thursday Oct 16, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Yet another thing I feel guilty about
- A baseball game I watched that ended in death threats
- A full Beatles concert I watched on YouTube, which triggered a rant
- The end of one of my long-time favorite podcasts
- Return of one of the best ongoing TV shows
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Oct 06, 2025
Ep. 474: No Need To Worry, I’m Just Obliterating Cables
Monday Oct 06, 2025
Monday Oct 06, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The status of my big black toenail
- My ongoing autumn cold
- The fraudulent charges on my debit card
- A disturbing episode involving Not-Our-Kitty
- Inadvertently scaring the older boy with my nose hair trimmer
- Ian’s long-awaited description of his very first visit to Cracker Barrel
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Sep 22, 2025
Ep. 472: I’ll Pay For It Tenfold
Monday Sep 22, 2025
Monday Sep 22, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- An annoying encounter I had at the haircuttery
- An insane beer deal I got in Allentown
- An exciting baseball weekend we just completed
- Seeing Elvis Costello in Bethlehem
- Visiting the Bloomsburg Fair for the first time
- A memorable Jeff throughout history
- All that and fresh new calls from Tim, Steve and Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Sep 08, 2025
Ep. 470: One Of These Mythical One-Named Creatures!
Monday Sep 08, 2025
Monday Sep 08, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- A catastrophic silverware drawer tragedy
- The gift the kitty left in the younger boy’s room
- An upsetting text message I received from my Dunbar friend Tim
- How I’m still powering through every episode of The Blacklist
- Visiting McDonald’s when the district manager was there?
- All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, and Ron in Florida
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday Aug 24, 2025
Ep. 468: Random Stories Co-Workers Have Told Me
Sunday Aug 24, 2025
Sunday Aug 24, 2025
In this one I share some memorable stories that were told to me by co-workers, during the past 35 years or so. Plus, fresh new calls from Producer Zipp, and a mystery caller.
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Aug 08, 2025
Ep. 466: The Day Of Buffer Has Been Removed!
Friday Aug 08, 2025
Friday Aug 08, 2025
In this one I tell you about my week (so far) and render my verdict on a number of Am I The Asshole? posts.
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

