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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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Friday Feb 21, 2020
Friday Feb 21, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the lingering cold that's kicking my ass, my failed attempt to get a little sleep the night before I needed to be at work ridiculously early, yet another catastrophic trouser blow-out, my reluctant plan to find a heartier brand of jeans and some kind of freaky "health" program I signed up for. All this, and two new messages from the Surf Report hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
In this one, I tell you about my $5 Extra Crispy Tenders Fill Up Meal at KFC. In great detail... component by component. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the second round of doctor visits I'm enduring, which manage to both terrify and annoy me somehow. On Friday I saw my medical doctor again, and on Monday I got to spend more quality time with Ted Knight, my eye doctor. I also announce the Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
In this one, I throw open the doors of the Surf Report VIP Lounge to non-patrons, for this week only, just like they do at Sam's Club and Costco. I bring you up to date on the shit-in-a-box situation and tell you about a blowhard I heard during a baseball press conference that reminded me of some other people I've encountered. I also share an odd message that was left on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the celebrity deaths I've found to be the most shocking during my life. I put them into three categories: Shocking, Truly Shocking and Most Shocking. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
In this one, I tell you about an old 1940s radio I have in the bunker that once belonged to a relative whose life was tragically cut short, which leads to some contemplation about what a 13-year-old me would think about the current-day me. You know, since I've been allowed to live a full life, and she was not? I also share a call left at the hotline, which is a reaction to something we talked about in a previous episode. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
In this one, I tell you about a fun new update at the website, my early morning bloodletting at the blood lab, a TV show I almost forgot about that disparaged West Virginia on a weekly basis, an exciting Kindle development pertaining to the great Travis McGee, and my thoughts on some full-frontal nudity I saw recently on Netflix. All this, and the Whistle Dick of the Week! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the crazy couple of years I lived with my brother in Greensboro, NC. Oh, it was an endless parade of dumbasserey and dipshittery, my friends. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the discombobulation of my life due to the holidays and my tweaked-out work schedule. I also fill you guys in on the car trouble I experienced while buying beer at Wegmans on Sunday, which included a mouse nest under the hood and an electrical system that was going haywire. And I discuss my first doctor's visit in seven years and how they want me to shit in a box. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
In this one, I tell you about our long weekend-before-Christmas and how I dealt with almost never leaving the house. I also discuss a hat I received in the mail that Toney mocked, how I ended up covered in hotdog secretions, our challenging 24-hour internet outage, and how I'm surprised I'm not really into movies. I also share an insulting message left at the hotline and bring back the Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.