Episodes

Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Ep. 112: We're Getting On Each Other's Nerves!
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the "humidity hammer," our crazy Sunday beer run, Toney's cruel willy-nilly car-buying switch-flipping, an incredibly frustrating online interaction with Subway, a contentious conversation I had about Jimi Hendrix, and the lawn guy's mishap on Saturday. I also share a new call from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Saturday May 23, 2020
Ep. 110: Random Notes From The Bunker!
Saturday May 23, 2020
Saturday May 23, 2020
In this one, I tell you about why I had to re-record this episode, my new sleep problems, the parade of repairmen trudging through this place, the new wallet I ordered to hopefully help with my serial ass-blowout problem, the Manhattan Project I've undertaken to find a new brand of jeans, the big honkin' three-day weekend we're planning, and a new magazine app I'm playing around with. I also share a new call from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday May 14, 2020
Ep. 108: I Used To Think Taco Bell Was An Exotic Adventure
Thursday May 14, 2020
Thursday May 14, 2020
In this one, I tell you about how I'm stressing over the fact that my favorite Chinese restaurant hasn't reopened yet, my sheltered culinary upbringing that crippled me deep into adulthood, and the stuff I didn't like once I became a little less picky. I also share a couple of messages fresh off the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday May 06, 2020
Ep. 106: We're Craving Human Interaction!
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
In this one, I tell you about how I haven't shaved in days, the signs I'm seeing that people are desperately craving human interaction, my recent return to the Beer Snob Tavern, some trouble I had while picking up a giant sub sandwich order, the bizarre proposals to get Major League Baseball up and running this year, and the two great movies I watched last week. And I don't even watch movies! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Apr 27, 2020
Ep. 104: Another Catastrophic Assplosion!
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the meager relief we found from the lockdown this weekend, yet another pants blowout I experienced at work on Friday, the passing of a small town legend and a touching story involving him, and the TV shows I've been enjoying during the quarantine. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Apr 18, 2020
Ep. 102: Things Are Moving In The Right Direction!
Saturday Apr 18, 2020
Saturday Apr 18, 2020
In this one, I talk about how I'm finally feeling hopeful, the way I painted myself into a corner with a promise to clean out a closet this weekend, how I was able to get a rare day off from work, our tickets to Saturday's Reds vs. Yankees game which isn't going to happen, an update on our Corona Cash and how these are our oldest son's salad days, a Rhombus Head update, cooking beans with a high hock, and how I'm going to get my growler filled with delicious Nugget Nectar. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
Ep. 100: Let's Celebrate With A Normal Episode!
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
Tuesday Apr 07, 2020
In this one, I talk about the exciting 100 episode benchmark, bring you up to date on the lockdown, some possible projects I could undertake with all the extra time on my hand (but won't), my ongoing struggle to stop touching my face, a piece of news that hit me in the gut, our disheartening trip to the grocery store this past weekend, and the TV shows I'm enjoying during the pandemic. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Special thanks to Brad, the duck guy, Ian in Scotland, Wisey and Zipp for their congratulatory messages. Much appreciated!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Ep. 99: Bitter Memories And Enchiladas!
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
Wednesday Apr 01, 2020
In this one, I bring you up to date on how we're doing during the lockdown, and tell you about a conversation the four of us had during dinner a few days ago. It started out relatively positive and upbeat, and quickly spiraled into a litany of ancient complaints. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Ep. 98: Wiping With Baked Goods!
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the serious computer problems I encountered last week, my visit with the gone-rogue Neckbeard Johnny, the lost episode of this podcast, the stuff I did during lockdown, a "big mama" conspiracy lovin' hair stylist who moved about as if on wheels, and the items I might choose (and the ones I'd avoid) if we ever reach the point where we're forced to wipe with baked goods. All this and two new messages left at the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Ep. 96: Random Notes From The Bunker!
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
Wednesday Mar 11, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the "springy" weather we're experiencing, my nearly-sleepless Sunday night, more about the weekend Philadelphia fiasco I talked about in Ep. 95, the Coronavirus, my final visit (hopefully) to the doctor for six months, the importance of the recently-reformed Boomtown Rats in my life, and how I saw Wilco and the Jayhawks on a super-memorable day in July of 1995. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com