Episodes

Friday Feb 22, 2019
Friday Feb 22, 2019
In this one I talk about an old saying I heard about the importance of being prepared when opportunity comes a-knockin', and how I twice blew it when I had the rare chance to make my dreams come true. It's an uplifting episode that turned out better than anticipated, so I'm making it available to everyone! And I thought there was an echo in this thing... turns out there isn't. It was some kind of funky setting in the audio of this new computer that made everything sound like it was recorded in an empty gymnasium. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening, and thanks for the support!
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Monday Feb 18, 2019
The Jeff Kay Show Episode 63: Don't Be Jealous But We Went To Costco Again!
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
In this one I tell you about our exciting monthly excursion to Costco, an unplanned major purchase I made there, amassing provisions for our upcoming Myrtle Beach trip, people who have "cluttered but clean" homes, the rudeness of the GPS lady, the Fyre Fest documentary on Hulu, how I might be able to become a highly-paid Instagram influencer, and an upcoming Nick Lowe concert I'm planning to attend. All this and the Whistle Dick of the Week! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
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Monday Feb 11, 2019
Monday Feb 11, 2019
In this one I tell you about the time I almost died due to unbridled hick fury, a classic rock guessing game, the man who repeatedly mispronounced the word saga, the final chapter (hopefully) of our dishwasher adventure, a new Johnny Bench documentary I watched on Saturday, my gut-wrenching Johnny Bench Night story from 1983 that still makes me twitch and grimace, and a small sign that I might still be semi-human. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
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Monday Feb 04, 2019
The Jeff Kay Show Episode 59: Ranking The Big Five Fast Food Chains!
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Monday Feb 04, 2019
In this one I talk about the Polar Vortex, our younger son's upcoming visit to my parents' place in Florida, our older son getting his bank card number stolen and used to buy shoes in California, a bit of exciting fast food news I heard last week, some crazy shit that happened to me in a local Taco Bell, and my controversial rankings of the Big Five fast food chains. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
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Monday Jan 28, 2019
Monday Jan 28, 2019
In this one I talk about the time I was hired, promoted before I'd even started, and quickly promoted again in a super-bizarre -- and highly-awkward -- fashion. Craziness! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
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Monday Jan 21, 2019
Monday Jan 21, 2019
The title says it all. In this one I talk about the times I injured myself doing stupid shit. Although, to be perfectly honest, I've never really been a daredevil. So, my tales are not super-dramatic. I throw in some other people stories though, and I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out. I hope you enjoy it too. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
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Monday Jan 14, 2019
The Jeff Kay Show Episode 53: The Word For Today: Unsatisfactory
Monday Jan 14, 2019
Monday Jan 14, 2019
In this one I tell about our new dishwasher fiasco (it's currently inside a box in our living room), a brief run-in we had with a surly store clerk (asshole), a disappointing visit to my beloved Five Guys (no horizontal hold), and a travel back in time in search of an elusive beer (found it!). All that and The Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
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Thursday Jan 10, 2019
Thursday Jan 10, 2019
In this one I tell you about the plans I've made for the new year, including my travel and writing goals. I also discuss previous New Year's resolutions, and why I don't do 'em anymore. Thanks for the support! And thanks for listening.
Hey, I kinda like this one and have decided -- on a whim! -- to make it available to everyone. Just so you non-patron folks can hear what the Thursday shows sound like. Enjoy! And don't forget this part:
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Monday Jan 07, 2019
Monday Jan 07, 2019
This one was recorded in the throes of illness. The show must go on! But have no fear, you can't catch anything by listening to a podcast. At the risk of being completely hacky, I power through a handful of ridiculous "news" headlines I saw at Google News. And I tell you about another podcast episode you need to hear, and share with you the Whistle Dick of the Week. Thanks for listening! I hope you enjoy it.
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
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Monday Dec 31, 2018
The Jeff Kay Show Episode 49: A Slovenly Case Of Holiday Sackism!
Monday Dec 31, 2018
Monday Dec 31, 2018
In this one I tell you about our Christmas extravaganza, the gifts exchanged between me and an old friend, a barely-related jag triggered by my gift, a disgraceful case of sackism that led to a foreign object being discovered inside my pants, a heartwarming tale from the Atlanta days, some things that are simply not manly, the deep shame I felt after using my first emoji, celebrity penis-shaming on Instagram, and... the Whistle Dick of the Week. Thanks for listening! I hope you enjoy it.
Need twice the Jeff Kay? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're a full 30 minutes each, and only available to supporters at Patreon. It's a lot of fun, so do it up!
Please subscribe, and give us a rating/review over at iTunes (or wherever you found us). If you like us, tell your friends!