The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about some electrifying news I received and a related plan, a friend who's an extreme eater and his various adventures, my hatred of bells going off all willy-nilly, underwear night at a minor league baseball stadium, an amputee convention on an island off the coast of Georgia, the mystery of "the insurance man," mediocre beer from a growler, and the Whistle Dick of the Week! Also stick around for a very cool trailer for a forthcoming project after the show. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about an encounter I had with a woman at the grocery store which made me crazy for a couple of hours, a conversation about sauerkraut that's been weighing heavily on my mind, the disturbing ease with which an entire generation was brainwashed into sneezing and coughing into the crooks of their arms, some thoughts on Alexa devices, Liberty Mutual commercials, and the Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I share my feelings about adults who insist on making a big deal out of their birthdays, a memorable visit to a Sheetz convenience store, and a cautionary tale I told one of my kids that featured a strange man I worked with years ago. And etc. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you about the apparent Mother Of All Parties that took place on our block over the weekend, a couple of things I'm in the market for, an unusual Black Friday purchase, and the circumstances that led to our move from Atlanta to Los Angeles in 1996. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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On Thursday of last week the Upper Pierogi Belt was abuzz about a possible snowstorm headed our way. But I've been burned many times by such dubious proclamations and went to work as normal, with little concern. In this episode I tell you what happened next. And why I'm thinking about moving to Florida already. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening.

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In this one I tell you about something I'm forced to endure four times per year, and how I have a difficult time rebounding from it. I'll be feeling this crap deep into Tuesday! Needless to say, there are many barely-related jags along the way, including an impassioned tirade about similar complaints I've heard which I consider to be phony-baloney. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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I was taking the trash out this weekend when things suddenly took a dark turn. In this one you'll get all the details, along with the normal lineup of barely-related jags. Then I tell you about the home plate-shaped hole in the middle of my heart, and I reveal the Totally Out Of Context Quote Of The Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one I tell you how I made a tactical error and painted myself into a beer corner. I scored a short-term victory, and gave up some long-term liberties. And I explain how I'm in danger of escalating from nickel-fat to dime-fat. It's not good, my friends. Dime-fat is a bad sign. Then I retell the classic "kumquat money" story, followed by a blast from the past with an emphasis on the word "blast." Finally, I get all confused and name the Whistle Dick of the Week on Monday, even though it's a Thursday feature. Hey, what can I say? I never claimed to be a pro. But this is a fun one! One of my favorites. I hope you enjoy it.

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In this one, I give you the details of my big honkin' four-day weekend. Oh, it's some exciting stuff, my friends! I got my car inspected! Watched some baseball!! Went to Jersey Mike's for lunch!!! And all manner of additional adventures. There are some laughs, I think. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening.

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This is the most recent Thursday episode. These are generally available to patrons only, but I'm releasing it to everyone because I kinda like it, and so you guys can hear what the Thursday shows sound like.

In this one I celebrate the arrival of fall and talk about my need for all four seasons. And I tell you about a book I'm re-reading 'cause I love it so much, and how my snobbery nearly caused me to miss it. And I have a couple of questionable stories to share from my ridiculous past, inspired by a man I spoke with recently who's having trouble with his "ass." Thank you guys for the support! I hope you enjoy this one.

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