Episodes

7 days ago
7 days ago
In this one I share some memorable stories that were told to me by co-workers, during the past 35 years or so. Plus, fresh new calls from Producer Zipp, and a mystery caller.
Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Aug 08, 2025
Ep. 466: The Day Of Buffer Has Been Removed!
Friday Aug 08, 2025
Friday Aug 08, 2025
In this one I tell you about my week (so far) and render my verdict on a number of Am I The Asshole? posts.
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Jul 28, 2025
Ep. 464: On The Road with Jeff: Washington D.C.
Monday Jul 28, 2025
Monday Jul 28, 2025
In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Washington D.C., organized into categories:
- The hotel
- The monuments
- The tours
- The museums
- The food
- The subway
- The baseball game
All this, and an additional travel update from our pal Ian in Scotland
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Jul 17, 2025
Ep. 462: You’ve Gotta Embrace the Change (I Guess)
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
Thursday Jul 17, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- A crazy old Dr. Pepper advertising campaign from my kidhood
- People who cannot read cursive
- My recent but short-lived embrace of philanthropy
- My upcoming jury duty
- All this and fresh new calls from Jason, Erin, Susan, and who knows who?
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
Ep. 459: Layer Upon Layer Upon Layer
Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix
- Revisiting a questionable album I liked during the 1980s
- Repeated fire alarms at work
- My parents’ hardcore boycotting practices
- Our favorite and least favorite fast food chains
- All that and three new calls to the hotline, from Steve, Patrick, and something weird
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Jun 25, 2025
Ep. 458: Wait Just a Flippin’ Second!
Wednesday Jun 25, 2025
Wednesday Jun 25, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The impossible heat and humidity we’re enduring
- Some folksy and bizarre phrases I’ve collected through the years
- A protracted and scary daisy-chain sneezing jag I barely survived
- An update on my various Amazon subscriptions
- All that and a fresh new call from Surf Reporter Andrew
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Jun 12, 2025
Ep. 456: Random Notes!
Thursday Jun 12, 2025
Thursday Jun 12, 2025
In this one I power through several odds and ends, including:
- An unsatisfactory iced tea experience
- Toney's watermelon guide
- An abandoned places show I'm watching on YouTube
- A possible trip to the Woodstock museum
- Two classic rock bands that have inexplicably grown in stature
- The maddening way people talk these days
- Watching The Blacklist, and how it reminds me of 24
- All this, and some new calls to the hotline from my brother Tim and Ian in Scotland
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Jun 02, 2025
Ep. 454: It’s Rough Times, Brother
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Monday Jun 02, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Waking up with a zit on my nose
- The current stress I’m enduring
- Getting called for jury duty
- A wild story my dad told me over the weekend
- Another thing I’ve never done in my life
- And four fresh new calls to the hotline from Susan, Eugene, Jason and Patrick
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday May 26, 2025
Ep. 452: What Superpower Would You Like To Have?
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Closure on my substantial computer problems
- And now some substantial car problems
- The not-our-cat causing issues with Toney's new job
- Having a disconcerting "conversation" with Grok
- Identifying people via throat clearing
- The superpower I wish I had
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday May 22, 2025
Ep. 451: I've Had Some Experience With These Neckbeards
Thursday May 22, 2025
Thursday May 22, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Substantial technical difficulties in the subterranean bunker
- An exciting development with our upcoming Washington DC trip
- Our yard guy is sleeping with the enemy!
- Another successful Costco run
- The terrible rest area-style toilet paper Toney purchased
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com