Episodes

7 days ago
7 days ago
In this one I tell you about:
- Backsliding with the fast-food embargo
- The removal of a popular phone app has improved my quality of life
- Additional baseball tickets purchased
- Our big day out in the resort community of Allentown
- All this and two fresh new calls, from Nick and Ian
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Ep. 438: Some Kind of Funk Mystery
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The breathtaking stench I came home to, and the scary aftermath
- Return of the clothes dryer trouble
- Some concert and baseball tickets I recently purchased
- All that and three great new calls, from Jason, Ian, and Jill.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Ep. 436: Come On In, Frigid Kitty
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The not-our-cat hollering outside after midnight
- Arrival of my Real ID driver’s license
- My dreaded eye doctor appointment
- Tickets we procured to see one of my favorite bands
- Tickets I’m hoping to procure to see one of my favorite comics
- The return of Reds baseball
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
Ep. 434: I Could End Up In A Wheelchair!
Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
Wednesday Feb 12, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- My thoughts on the Super Bowl
- The predictable ordeal of activating my new phone
- Fresh new calls to the hotline, from Jason and Simon
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Jan 27, 2025
Ep. 432: Fresh Gadgetry Cologne!
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Our second trip to Kennedy Airport in NYC
- The younger boy’s Euro Flu
- Attempting a cell phone upgrade
- All this and a fresh new (and exceedingly bizarre) call from Russ
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Jan 13, 2025
Ep. 430: I’ll Eat Every Last Granule
Monday Jan 13, 2025
Monday Jan 13, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- My continuing pursuit of the perfect midnight snack
- A perplexing urination mystery
- My reactions to the Best Albums of 2024 lists
- The younger boy in England, so far
- Finally purchasing a product I’ve been curious about for 15 years
- Ordering a phone case for my dad
- All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Ep. 428: I’m Not Dropping My Goods In Those Things!
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- How these midweek holidays are messing me up, man
- Getting Christmas in the rear view mirror
- Cutting the cord
- The international database finally let me down
- A thoughtful gift from Mrs. X
- An apology I’m compelled to make
- All that, and a couple of interesting sound files I wanted to share
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Ep. 426: Why Are Commercials So Disgusting Now?
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- The stuff we’re watching during the Golden Age of TV
- The many super-popular movies I’ve never seen
- The frustrating lack of baseball news
- The ads I keep seeing that almost turn my stomach
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Dec 09, 2024
Ep. 424: Gym Class Sucked So Much!
Monday Dec 09, 2024
Monday Dec 09, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- A bunch of ridiculous and/or traumatic gym class memories
- Along with four fresh new calls to the hotline, from Ian, Zipp, Clinton, and Jason.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Dec 02, 2024
Ep. 422: I Have Mustard Stains On My Sash
Monday Dec 02, 2024
Monday Dec 02, 2024
In this one I tell you about:
- It’s my birthday month!
- Thanksgiving at the House of Kay
- The not-our-cat using my gut as a springboard
- A birthday visit to our favorite bar/restaurant
- Accidentally breaking Toney’s favorite mug
- All this and a fresh new call from Jill in Pennsylvania
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com