Episodes

41 minutes ago
Ep. 454: It’s Rough Times, Brother
41 minutes ago
41 minutes ago
In this one I tell you about:
- Waking up with a zit on my nose
- The current stress I’m enduring
- Getting called for jury duty
- A wild story my dad told me over the weekend
- Another thing I’ve never done in my life
- And four fresh new calls to the hotline from Susan, Eugene, Jason and Patrick
Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday May 26, 2025
Ep. 452: What Superpower Would You Like To Have?
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Closure on my substantial computer problems
- And now some substantial car problems
- The not-our-cat causing issues with Toney's new job
- Having a disconcerting "conversation" with Grok
- Identifying people via throat clearing
- The superpower I wish I had
Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday May 22, 2025
Ep. 451: I've Had Some Experience With These Neckbeards
Thursday May 22, 2025
Thursday May 22, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Substantial technical difficulties in the subterranean bunker
- An exciting development with our upcoming Washington DC trip
- Our yard guy is sleeping with the enemy!
- Another successful Costco run
- The terrible rest area-style toilet paper Toney purchased
Thanks for listening!
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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday May 14, 2025
Ep. 450: Next Thing You Know, You Got Somebody Shaking Your Bump
Wednesday May 14, 2025
Wednesday May 14, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Attempting to accurately judge people at the local watering hole
- The heartfelt way my father acknowledged my mother's birthday
- Asking Grok about the famous people from my hometown
- A hilarious memory from when our kids used to be competitive swimmers
- All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland and Jason in Austin
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday May 04, 2025
Ep. 448: We’re The Youngest People Here!
Sunday May 04, 2025
Sunday May 04, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Being addicted to fart videos on Instagram
- Purchasing a replacement wall clock due to ticking
- The Half-Shirts yelling at our yard guy
- More concert tickets procured
- Seeing a John Waite show with Toney
- All that and four new calls to the hotline from Chris, Patrick, Eugene, and Ian
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Apr 23, 2025
Ep. 446: I Guess I Want To Get All Burned Up?
Wednesday Apr 23, 2025
Wednesday Apr 23, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- An impromptu trip to Baltimore for a baseball game
- A celebrity someone bizarrely said I look like
- What we want after we pass away
- Not-Our-Kitty is now in springtime outdoor mode
- All this and three new calls to the hotline
Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Apr 07, 2025
Ep. 444: Nobody Cares About The Weird Dream You Had Last Night
Monday Apr 07, 2025
Monday Apr 07, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- My weekly conversation with my parents
- A discussion about a disturbing carnival sideshow my dad saw as a kid
- The completely bonkers dream I had a few nights ago
- An email I received from Krispy Kreme that fired me up
- An interesting (while somewhat disappointing) documentary I watched about a mind-blowing discovery in 1978
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Mar 29, 2025
Ep. 442: Don’t Put That Mojo On Me!
Saturday Mar 29, 2025
Saturday Mar 29, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- A concerning text message my dad sent me
- The much-needed spring-cleaning of my car
- My latest oil-change adventure
- Preparing for Opening Day of baseball season
- Some memories of Reds games I attended
- An absolute classic baseball-themed voicemail
- A fresh new call from Jason in Austin
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
Ep. 440: My Inner Sensors Were Set To Snack Wraps
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- Backsliding with the fast-food embargo
- The removal of a popular phone app has improved my quality of life
- Additional baseball tickets purchased
- Our big day out in the resort community of Allentown
- All this and two fresh new calls, from Nick and Ian
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Ep. 438: Some Kind of Funk Mystery
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
In this one I tell you about:
- The breathtaking stench I came home to, and the scary aftermath
- Return of the clothes dryer trouble
- Some concert and baseball tickets I recently purchased
- All that and three great new calls, from Jason, Ian, and Jill.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com