Episodes

Thursday Dec 29, 2022
Ep. 304: They Ended Up With Ass-Skin On Their Forearms
Thursday Dec 29, 2022
Thursday Dec 29, 2022
In this one I tell you about our finally-in-the-rearview holiday, the so-called "bomb cyclone" we endured, a documentary about horrific death we watched on Christmas Eve, a gift I received that's already making me (even more) neurotic, an amazing DVD box set I recently procured, and my annual phone conversation with SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Ep. 302: It Felt Like Society Was Breaking Down!
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
In this one I tell you about our Sunday night in the dark (and cold) after the electricity went out for four hours, plunging us into a disturbing Little House on the Prairie-like world. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Ep. 300: Celebrating With Eugene And Zipp!
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
In this one I ventured outside my comfort zone and invited two(!) guests on to help me celebrate the big landmark 300th episode. I'm joined today by Eugene from the Wheeler's Dog podcast, and producer Zipp from the No Redeeming Qualities podcast. We bounce from subject to subject and just generally shoot the shit for an hour or so. I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out, and hope you enjoy it too. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Nov 14, 2022
Ep. 299: Random Notes From The Bunker!
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
In this one I tell you about my tentative plans to visit four additional MLB ballparks next summer, the day of two Mexican restaurants, a classic story about the place we live, a visit to a travel agent to discuss a trip we hope to take for our 30th wedding anniversary next year, a fancy-ass birthday dinner on Saturday night, and a ludicrously expensive apple pie we purchased. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Ep. 297: Our Long-Awaited Myrtle Beach Extravaganza!
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
In this one I tell you about a piping-hot grievance right out o' the oven, followed by a summary of our much anticipated trip to Myrtle Beach, SC. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Oct 22, 2022
Ep. 295: Producer Zipp Sits In As Guest Host!
Saturday Oct 22, 2022
Saturday Oct 22, 2022
In this one Producer Zipp guest hosts, while Jeff is off drinking beer in the South, and tells you about the challenges of his ongoing 2300 mile move from Eastern Texas to Tacoma, Washington. I know you'll enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
Ep. 294: There’s Virus In The House!
Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
In this one I tell you about the latest roadblock the universe has thrown in our way leading up to The Big Trip, our goal of getting "centered," Toney's latest dog-watching adventure, my highly-detailed comprehensive travel checklist, my begrudging admiration of the new baseball playoff format, an update on my weight loss attempt, and the latest No New Jeffs column! All this and a fresh new call from Sharon V. from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Sep 29, 2022
Ep. 292: I’ve Blasted Through The Plateau!
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
In this one I tell you about a picture of me that was taken during our recent West Virginia trip that shook me to my core, my plan to do something about it, how nature's Botox fights against Scrotum Face, the sad end of baseball season, and your thoughts on Portland, Maine! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
Ep. 290: And Where Are My Mueslis?!
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
In this one I tell you about our impending trip to the Motherland, discuss the chaos at a St. Louis chess tournament, and the many demands of the newly-crowned King Charles. All this and three new calls to the hotline where we talk about:
- Our three favorite Phil Hendrie characters
- The availability of Schlitz beer
- The good side and bad side of TikTok
- Great prank/crank calls of the past
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Ep. 288: The Follow-Up Episode!
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
A collection of follow-ups! In this one I tell you what we finally decided to do, after much hemming and hawing, during our mini-vacation, a repeat visit to my favorite Chinese takeout, which I had concerns about, and an update on the wild murderous outdoor cats that rule our neighborhood. All this and a call from our old friend Ian in Scotland, which turned out to be a follow-up too! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com