Episodes
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Ep. 314: It’s A Wonder I Don’t Have A Hump
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
In this one I tell you about:
- a remarkable thing I recently read in a 1958 issue of MAD magazine
- getting creative with a few quickie vacation trips due to circumstances
- our disappointing meeting with the tax accountant
- the expensive new roof we're gonna need to have installed this spring
Plus four new calls from the hotline:
- My brother Tim: worried I might be damaging the integrity of my "wiener sphincter"
- Eugene from Wheeler's Dog: discussing his decision to retire from seeing live music
- Chris from Atlanta: sharing some thoughts on Street and Smith's annual baseball review, and some more disappointing feedback on Dairy Queen
- Ian in Scotland: leaving his job and returning to school, his sister living in Virginia and now saying "y'all," and guys who wear shorts in the winter
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Monday Feb 20, 2023
Ep. 312: It Was A Sack Of Sauce With A Nipple On It!
Monday Feb 20, 2023
Monday Feb 20, 2023
In this one I tell you about:
- the exciting email I received from Major League Baseball
- the shockingly high cost of fast food now
- a trendy Facebook list o' questions I answered and kinda regretted
- friends who say they're retired from seeing live music
- the Whistle Dick of the Week
Plus three new calls from the hotline:
- Producer Zipp: Dairy Queen sucks, and the thrilling start of the World Baseball Classic
- Patrick: People who don't know how to properly order in a restaurant
- A disgruntled listener annoyed by a previous episode
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Feb 07, 2023
Ep. 310: Hoober Doober, Please Come Back!
Tuesday Feb 07, 2023
Tuesday Feb 07, 2023
In this one I tell you about the rogue notification light that appeared on my dashboard and the aggravations it caused, the exciting baseball tickets I procured, some rare socializing with other human beings we participated in, and an article that Surf Reporter Andrew sent me about a fecal tragedy that occurred in a sensory deprivation tank. All this and the Whistle Dick of the Week AND! a fresh new call from Wisey in T-Town. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Ep. 308: Overrated!
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Monday Jan 23, 2023
In this one I tell you about the virus in our house, give you an update on the cactus, and share a long list of things I believe are overrated. All this and two new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Jan 12, 2023
Ep. 306: Are You Two From Alabammy?
Thursday Jan 12, 2023
Thursday Jan 12, 2023
In this one I tell you more about the insane sleep analysis my new Fitbit serves up, my issue with Amazon Prime, and a run-down of the TV shows we're watching during the cold and dark days of winter. All this and the return of the Whistle Dick of the Week, AND(!) three new calls from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Dec 29, 2022
Ep. 304: They Ended Up With Ass-Skin On Their Forearms
Thursday Dec 29, 2022
Thursday Dec 29, 2022
In this one I tell you about our finally-in-the-rearview holiday, the so-called "bomb cyclone" we endured, a documentary about horrific death we watched on Christmas Eve, a gift I received that's already making me (even more) neurotic, an amazing DVD box set I recently procured, and my annual phone conversation with SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Ep. 302: It Felt Like Society Was Breaking Down!
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
In this one I tell you about our Sunday night in the dark (and cold) after the electricity went out for four hours, plunging us into a disturbing Little House on the Prairie-like world. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Ep. 300: Celebrating With Eugene And Zipp!
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
In this one I ventured outside my comfort zone and invited two(!) guests on to help me celebrate the big landmark 300th episode. I'm joined today by Eugene from the Wheeler's Dog podcast, and producer Zipp from the No Redeeming Qualities podcast. We bounce from subject to subject and just generally shoot the shit for an hour or so. I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out, and hope you enjoy it too. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Ep. 299: Random Notes From The Bunker!
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
In this one I tell you about my tentative plans to visit four additional MLB ballparks next summer, the day of two Mexican restaurants, a classic story about the place we live, a visit to a travel agent to discuss a trip we hope to take for our 30th wedding anniversary next year, a fancy-ass birthday dinner on Saturday night, and a ludicrously expensive apple pie we purchased. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Ep. 297: Our Long-Awaited Myrtle Beach Extravaganza!
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
In this one I tell you about a piping-hot grievance right out o' the oven, followed by a summary of our much anticipated trip to Myrtle Beach, SC. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
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