Episodes

Dec 31, 2024
Dec 31, 2024
46 min
In this one I tell you about:
- How these midweek holidays are messing me up, man
- Getting Christmas in the rear view mirror
- Cutting the cord
- The international database finally let me down
- A thoughtful gift from Mrs. X
- An apology I’m compelled to make
- All that, and a couple of interesting sound files I wanted to share
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Dec 18, 2024
Ep. 426: Why Are Commercials So Disgusting Now?
Dec 18, 2024
Dec 18, 2024
29 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The stuff we’re watching during the Golden Age of TV
- The many super-popular movies I’ve never seen
- The frustrating lack of baseball news
- The ads I keep seeing that almost turn my stomach
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Dec 9, 2024
Ep. 424: Gym Class Sucked So Much!
Dec 9, 2024
Dec 9, 2024
1hr 3 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A bunch of ridiculous and/or traumatic gym class memories
- Along with four fresh new calls to the hotline, from Ian, Zipp, Clinton, and Jason.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Dec 2, 2024
Ep. 422: I Have Mustard Stains On My Sash
Dec 2, 2024
Dec 2, 2024
41 min
In this one I tell you about:
- It’s my birthday month!
- Thanksgiving at the House of Kay
- The not-our-cat using my gut as a springboard
- A birthday visit to our favorite bar/restaurant
- Accidentally breaking Toney’s favorite mug
- All this and a fresh new call from Jill in Pennsylvania
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 19, 2024
Ep. 420: I Was Thrust Into A Hall Of Mirrors!
Nov 19, 2024
Nov 19, 2024
35 min
In this one I tell you about:
- My bank card being declined while paying for lunch
- The season premier of a ludicrous TV show I never miss
- Infuriating trouble I'm having with a streaming service
- Being shamed by a 16-year-old Paul McCartney
- All that and a fresh new call from our old pal Patrick
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 7, 2024
Nov 7, 2024
30 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The latest on my fox-damaged car
- Or was it even a fox?
- Update on the John Waite show
- End of the baseball season
- Our election experience
- The annoying “brother” of not-our-cat
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 29, 2024
Ep. 416: On The Road With Jeff & Toney, Vol. 1
Oct 29, 2024
Oct 29, 2024
1hr 41 sec
In this one I tell you about the first two days of our just-completed Myrtle Beach trip. This time I actually took good notes.
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 19, 2024
Oct 19, 2024
44 min
In this one I tell you about:
- The advice I need about the home computer weirdness I’m experiencing
- The super-important semi-plans for our upcoming Myrtle Beach trip
- No respect for my traumatic interstate fox encounter
- A concert I’ll be attending on Saturday
- Season 4 of Slow Horses on Apple TV
- All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 15, 2024
Ep. 414: What’s Next, A Platypus?
Oct 15, 2024
Oct 15, 2024
49 min
In this one I tell you about:
- A flu shot clinic and the latest visit to my doctor
- Our trip to Cooperstown, NY
- Visiting a craft brewery in Cooperstown
- Hitting an animal on the interstate at about 70 mph
- All this, and two fresh new calls from the hotline
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 3, 2024
Oct 3, 2024
35 min
In this one I tell you about:
- My quickie trip to West Virginia
- Trying out the highly-rated hot dogs with my dad
- A humiliating experience engineered by my mother
- Deciding on a restaurant with my parents
- The audiobook I listened to while driving
- My thoughts on the death of Charlie Hustle
I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

