Episodes
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Ep. 336: A Spectacular Supernova Of Chipped Beef And Gravy!
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
In this one I tell you about the terrible week I had last week, which led to a realization that I should be more thankful when things are just "normal." I list some things that I regularly take for granted, but definitely shouldn't. And I share a call from the hotline from Producer Zipp, which leads to a discussion about the the Mothman legend. It's a big ridiculous mess, which happens sometimes.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Thursday Jul 20, 2023
Ep. 334: Three New Calls To The Hotline!
Thursday Jul 20, 2023
Thursday Jul 20, 2023
In this one I tell you about my battle with two tubs o' granite-hard ice cream, and take three new calls from the Surf Report hotline:
- Producer Zipp: Attempting to put a curse on my beloved Cincinnati Reds for sweeping his beloved Houston Astros, and a discussion of why the Reds changed their name during the 1950s.
- Wisey in T-Town: Surprised that my "worst job of all-time" wasn't selling meat door to door, spying on a teen in a grocery store and catching him doing something gross yet hilarious, and his worst job of all-time, which sounds like pure hell.
- Ian in Scotland: Another surprising fact about our good friend, and a question about whether I ever played sports as a youth.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! I'm not sure why the sound isn't great, I apologize for that. It'll be fixed by next time, for sure.
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Friday Jul 07, 2023
Ep. 332: Other Than That It Was Kind Of Fun
Friday Jul 07, 2023
Friday Jul 07, 2023
In this one I tell you about the cheap gas they were selling at Sheetz on the 4th of the July and the calamity it caused, the changes I made to the Surf Report website, and two day-trips I took last week:
- To Philly to see one of my favorite bands, The Eels
- To Baltimore for a Reds vs Orioles game, my first trip to Camden Yards
Both were great, but one didn't go exactly as planned. By a longshot.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Ep. 330: The Worst Job I Ever Had!
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
In this one I tell you about the absolute worst job I ever had, and share a fresh new call to the hotline from our old friend Ian in Scotland.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
Ep. 328: I Nearly Died In A Fiery Crash!
Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
In this one I tell you about:
- How I was nearly decapitated on Interstate 81
- How Toney sabotages other peoples' shopping carts
- The fabulous fraudulent cookie aisle at Aldi
- Watching 'The Last of Us' on HBO
- The ridiculous list of streaming services we subscribe to
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday May 29, 2023
Ep. 326: Can You Roll Down A Window On A Supersonic Jet?
Monday May 29, 2023
Monday May 29, 2023
In this one I tell you about:
- Toney hitting a deer with her car
- the new roof we need to have installed (ugh!)
- the incredibly-stupid Airport '79
- the giant beer festival we attended at the original Woodstock site
- three items from the Surf Report news desk
- and new calls to the hotline from Steve in NEPA and Ian in Scotland
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday May 15, 2023
Ep. 324: Flagged In The System!
Monday May 15, 2023
Monday May 15, 2023
In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Myrtle Beach, and share fresh new calls to the hotline from Scott in Jersey and Tim in Dunbar.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday May 02, 2023
Ep. 322: I’ve Lived In Two Different Worlds
Tuesday May 02, 2023
Tuesday May 02, 2023
In this one I tell you about:
- our upcoming quickie beach trip
- an email phrase I'm now seeing that's driving me up the wall
- a list of obscure things I remember about the 1970s
- a call from our old friend Wisey
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Ep. 320: It Was Some Kind Of Free-For-All Hillbilly Freakout!
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
In this one I tell you about some of the crazy shenanigans I participated in while "watching" movies as a youngster. Including:
- Our wild-ass first encounter with The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- Smuggling a bag of throwables into a 3 Stooges film festival
- Presenting the popcorn crown at a screening of Taxi Driver
- Running wide-open at the Valley Drive-In
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
Ep. 319: What In The Hell Happened To This Tire?!
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
Sunday Apr 16, 2023
In this one I tell you about:
- the Reds vs. Phillies game my friend Steve and I attended on Easter Sunday
- the protracted problem I encountered on Interstate 81, the Devil's Parkway
- the CIA grilling I received while getting a recent haircut
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com