Episodes

Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Ep. 346: I’m Not Out Looking For Trouble, But Trouble Finds Me
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
In this one I tell you about even more extreme homeowner annoyances we endured last week, a disappointing phrase that someone I love uttered, and my love/hate relationship with our visit of a favorite watering hole this weekend. All this and fresh new calls from Steve in Texas, Producer Zipp, and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Sep 11, 2023
Ep. 344: Return Of A Comically-Elongated Animal
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Monday Sep 11, 2023
In this one I tell you about the three long days we kept Dusty the wiener dog again, give you an update on the younger boy who moved out a few weeks ago, and share a call from our pal Patrick, who brings up the subject of the Barcelona diarrhea plane. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Sep 04, 2023
Ep. 342: A Real Loud Prolonged Blast!
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
In this one I tell you about our ongoing obsession with House Hunters International and how I generally want to punch one of the so-called hunters in the face, Toney's and my 30th wedding anniversary, and a quick call from Ron in Florida, which set me off on a lengthy (and questionable) discussion of travel toilet troubles. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday Aug 27, 2023
Ep. 341: The Whole Idea Just Makes Me Feel Dirty All Over
Sunday Aug 27, 2023
Sunday Aug 27, 2023
In this one I tell you about a Twitter/X problem that's causing me to think concerning thoughts, why I don't really follow the news anymore, some Apple TV troubles I'm having, getting quotes on some annoying yard work. All this and fresh new calls from Ian in Scotland, Patrick, and Steve in Texas. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Aug 21, 2023
Ep. 340: Disappointing Vacations!
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
In this one I tell you about the vacations I've encountered throughout my ridiculous life that didn't live up to expectations. Some because of locale, and others because of circumstance. It's travel gone bad! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Aug 11, 2023
Ep. 338: Gurgling, Bubbling, Boiling!
Friday Aug 11, 2023
Friday Aug 11, 2023
In this one I tell you about my maddening follow-up with the eye doctor, a visit to yet another fantastic pizzeria in this area, and a somewhat disgusting tale involving orange soda and the effect it has on me. All this and a fresh new call from Patrick on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Ep. 336: A Spectacular Supernova Of Chipped Beef And Gravy!
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
In this one I tell you about the terrible week I had last week, which led to a realization that I should be more thankful when things are just "normal." I list some things that I regularly take for granted, but definitely shouldn't. And I share a call from the hotline from Producer Zipp, which leads to a discussion about the the Mothman legend. It's a big ridiculous mess, which happens sometimes.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Jul 20, 2023
Ep. 334: Three New Calls To The Hotline!
Thursday Jul 20, 2023
Thursday Jul 20, 2023
In this one I tell you about my battle with two tubs o' granite-hard ice cream, and take three new calls from the Surf Report hotline:
- Producer Zipp: Attempting to put a curse on my beloved Cincinnati Reds for sweeping his beloved Houston Astros, and a discussion of why the Reds changed their name during the 1950s.
- Wisey in T-Town: Surprised that my "worst job of all-time" wasn't selling meat door to door, spying on a teen in a grocery store and catching him doing something gross yet hilarious, and his worst job of all-time, which sounds like pure hell.
- Ian in Scotland: Another surprising fact about our good friend, and a question about whether I ever played sports as a youth.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! I'm not sure why the sound isn't great, I apologize for that. It'll be fixed by next time, for sure.
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Jul 07, 2023
Ep. 332: Other Than That It Was Kind Of Fun
Friday Jul 07, 2023
Friday Jul 07, 2023
In this one I tell you about the cheap gas they were selling at Sheetz on the 4th of the July and the calamity it caused, the changes I made to the Surf Report website, and two day-trips I took last week:
- To Philly to see one of my favorite bands, The Eels
- To Baltimore for a Reds vs Orioles game, my first trip to Camden Yards
Both were great, but one didn't go exactly as planned. By a longshot.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Ep. 330: The Worst Job I Ever Had!
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
In this one I tell you about the absolute worst job I ever had, and share a fresh new call to the hotline from our old friend Ian in Scotland.
I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com