The West Virginia Surf Report!

Ep. 15: How Was Your Big Honkin'?

In this one I tell you all about our big honkin’ three-day weekend, which included but was not limited to lazy sackism, grilled meats, beer and baseball. I also talk at length about the Brazil-like weather we’re having and the problems it causes, my recent mastery o’ the grilled meats, and our trip to a fantastic beer emporium. And I also share a recent call left at the podcast hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 13: I Nearly Killed A Shaggy Of The Woods!

In this one, I tell you about an extremely close call I had while driving home from work on Friday night, and I give you guys an update on the formerly ongoing Amazon “situation.” It’s not ongoing anymore, and I’m not sure if I’m happy with the outcome or not. I don’t think I am, to be truthful, but don’t know if I’m being fair or not. I also respond to a suggestion received at the exciting new podcast hotline and play an ancient audio clip of your corpulent correspondent sputtering through a radio performance. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 11: Toney's Mother's Day Gift Has Been Plundered!

In this one, I tell you about the ongoing troubles I’m having with Toney’s Mother’s Day gift, with a strong emphasis on ‘ongoing.’ It was plundered, my friends! And the way it’s being handled makes me uneasy. I also talk about our upcoming guerilla strike of a visit to the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, and our plan to make this an all-Ohio summer. And I tell you about our vague and undefined plan to do some home improvements in the near future. And I also answer a question received at the exciting new podcast hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 9: Another Smattering Of Ridiculous Work Stories!

In this one, I close out the category and share some more classic stories from my vast work history. You'll hear about a co-worker who always looked like a million bucks until she got to the parking lot, the memorable character who objected to a new mandatory necktie rule, the guy who thought his car was stolen and was later caught “relaxing” at work, and an extremely memorable cookout with one of my old bosses. I also react to the first two messages left on our exciting new podcast hotline. It’s a fun episode. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 7: A Smattering Of Ridiculous Work Stories!

In this one, I share some classic stories from my vast work history. A couple have never even been discussed at the website if you can believe it. You'll hear about the shoplifter who attempted to escape by hanging off the side of an airbrushed van, a boss who probably should’ve been in movies, the guy who thought his phone was on mute during a conference call, a middle o’ the night visitor at the Toll Bridge, and a giant ball of dough on the heating duct. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 5: There's No Such Thing As An Easter Donut

Our Easter wasn’t spectacular, but it was pleasant. And what’s wrong with that? In this one, I tell you all about it, as well as my general Easter history. I also discuss the importance of the holiday where we currently live, and my across-the-board lack of religious knowledge. And I reveal the things I believe people should judge more, and the things they should judge less. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 3: Breaking Down The Weekend, Hurdle By Hurdle

There were three distinct challenges built into this past weekend, and I break 'em down for you, one by one. Together, those three hurdles triggered significant anxiety and dread during the week leading up to them. Find out how it all worked out for your corpulent correspondent! Added bonus: another gem from the Surf Report Sound Library. Thanks for the support, and thanks for listening! I hope you enjoy it.

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Ep. 2: Plotting Our Final Move (Before The Nursing Home)

Toney and I are now operating under the delusion that we might someday be able to retire and spent a substantial percentage of our recent trip to Myrtle Beach scouting out towns and neighborhoods and subdivisions where we might possibly relocate in the future. Needless to say, there were complications. You’ll hear all about it in this second edition of The West Virginia Surf Report podcast. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 1: Mistakes Were Made: The Myrtle Beach Edition

Our big Myrtle Beach trip has now come and gone, sadly. In this one, I tell you about the tactical errors we made while planning the extravaganza, and the resulting consequences. You live and learn, they say. But at this point shouldn’t we already have learned? It feels like we should’ve. Maybe we’re stupid? Hey, anything’s possible. But mistakes were made, my friends. The trip wasn’t a complete bust, but there were issues. And I break it all down for you in this first episode of the new West Virginia Surf Report podcast. It all leads to a surprise ending that I could’ve never predicted. Never! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 73: There's A Thread Of Half-Assery Running Through This Thing

In this one, I tell you about some podcast changes I'm contemplating, our upcoming trip to the beach, the obsessive checking of weather reports for our time at the beach, a health scare we endured last week, and why I should probably start visiting my doctor again. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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