The West Virginia Surf Report!

Ep. 39: Stadium Tour! Chili Spaghetti! Hall of Fame! Baseball!

In this one, I tell you about the tour we took of Great American Ballpark (one of the greatest things I've ever done!), our trip to Skyline Chili, our visit to the Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame, and the nearly sold-out Reds vs. Cardinals game on Saturday night. It was a great day for your corpulent correspondent! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 38: Rock n Roll! Tennis! A Smattering Of Baseball!

In this marathon session, I tell you about my recent trip to Pittsburgh with the younglings to see a rock show, and the many challenges we encountered, as well as the tennis portion of the Cincinnati trip with Toney. I ran out of time before I got to the baseball portion, even though it's a really long episode, but we'll catch up next time. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 37: My First Guest Host! Producer Zipp Knocks It Out Of The Park!

In this one, producer Zipp sits in for me and -- since I'm on vacation -- tells four of his wild, personal vacation stories from four different categories. I laughed my ass off, and think you will too. Thanks for listening! And thanks Zipp, for taking over the show for an episode. It's hilarious!

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Ep. 36: They Tell Us This Stuff Is Fun But It’s Not!

In this one, I discuss a list I put together of some stuff society insists is great fun, and I beg to differ. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 34: I'm SAD About What's Happening To MAD

In this one, I briefly discuss the Jeff Kay voodoo doll somebody clearly owns, the ludicrously early workday I had on Sunday, and what's happening to the once-great MAD magazine. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 32: The Small Little Things That Are Irritating Me These Days

In this one, I provide exciting updates on a couple of our earlier stories, share a breakdown of the small little things that are irritating me these days, and play a bizarre message left on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 30: The Rambunctious Wiener Has Arrived!

In this one, I tell you about how I'm planning to get this bastard back on track, give you a report on the ongoing wiener dog experiment, share a follow-up on my much-anticipated baseball weekend, and tell you about the upcoming events on the Surf Report calendar. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 29: My Ancestry DNA Results Are In!

In this one, I reveal the results of my Ancestry DNA test, tell you about Toney's even-more-interesting report, share the shocking news that we're apparently going to be keeping a baby wiener dog for a week, discuss my exciting Amazon Prime Day purchases, talk about my big upcoming weekend o' minor league baseball, and preview next week's Chuck Cleaver show in Philadelphia. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 27: I Crave Order, My Friends!

In this one, I discuss my deep craving for order and my equally deep concern that it's just an excuse to not do any actual work. I also talk about my Ancestry "spit kit," the baseball All-Star break, the third season of Stranger Things, and being on the hunt for the Travis McGee novels. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 25: Our Dishonest Memories!

In this one, I discuss a couple of examples of things from our past that we've semi-fraudulently formed hard and fast opinions about. Like the city of Atlanta, which we now view as an absolute paradise, choosing to ignore the many negatives (for whatever reason). And, conversely, our view of Southern California as a terrible shithole, rejecting the fun we had there and all positives (for whatever reason). I believe we, as humans, do this all the time. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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