Episodes

Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Ep. 76: I Don't Even Know What Day It Is!
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
Wednesday Jan 01, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the discombobulation of my life due to the holidays and my tweaked-out work schedule. I also fill you guys in on the car trouble I experienced while buying beer at Wegmans on Sunday, which included a mouse nest under the hood and an electrical system that was going haywire. And I discuss my first doctor's visit in seven years and how they want me to shit in a box. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Ep. 74: Trying To Avoid Cabin Fever!
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
Wednesday Dec 25, 2019
In this one, I tell you about our long weekend-before-Christmas and how I dealt with almost never leaving the house. I also discuss a hat I received in the mail that Toney mocked, how I ended up covered in hotdog secretions, our challenging 24-hour internet outage, and how I'm surprised I'm not really into movies. I also share an insulting message left at the hotline and bring back the Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
Ep. 72: Corporate Christmas Parties!
Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
Tuesday Dec 17, 2019
In this one, I share some stories from corporate Christmas parties I have attended and the ridiculous shenanigans that occurred there. You'll get to hear about the drunken spinning schoolmarm, a comment I made that still causes me to cringe 'n' wince when I think about it, an amazing moment at the CEO's house, and Toney and I sneaking around a Christmas carnival. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

Tuesday Dec 10, 2019
Ep. 70: What's Your Relationship With Coffee?
Tuesday Dec 10, 2019
Tuesday Dec 10, 2019
In this one, I tell you about my long relationship with coffee, my dad's ROMEO group, my less-than-adventurous food roots, our recently purchased Ninja Foodi, my sudden left eye trouble, and all the foul-mouthed optometrists I have known. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

Monday Dec 02, 2019
Ep. 68: Big Deal, Everybody Has A Birthday
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Monday Dec 02, 2019
In this one, I tell you about something baffling I saw while watching Veronica Mars, explain the yin and yang of Facebook, and then launch into a detailed description of my ho-hum birthday weekend. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

Tuesday Nov 26, 2019
Ep. 66: A Thanksgiving Extravaganza!
Tuesday Nov 26, 2019
Tuesday Nov 26, 2019
In this one, I tell you about a monumental Thanksgiving-themed turn of events in my life last week. This one's big, my friends! Then I share various other Thanksgiving stories from my ridiculous past. This is a fun one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
Ep. 64: Jeff & Steve & Cooperstown, NY
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
Wednesday Nov 20, 2019
In this one, I share an update on the subject I ranted about in the previous episode, tell you about my latest fixation, and launch into a lengthy description of my Friday day-trip to Cooperstown, NY with my friend Steve. We took in the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum, had a simple but delicious lunch, and enjoyed a private tasting session at the Ommegang Brewery. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Tuesday Nov 12, 2019
Ep. 62: Cable TV: The Modern Miracle!
Tuesday Nov 12, 2019
Tuesday Nov 12, 2019
In this one, I tell you about the days before cable TV and the crazy exhilarating world that emerged once cable took hold. I go into detail about two early cable channels (and their unforgettable ads) that meant a great deal to a young up-and-coming Jeff Kay. Then I share a great hotline message from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
Ep. 60: It's All About The Food At This Point!
Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
Wednesday Nov 06, 2019
In this one, I run through several random items I jotted down in my notebook and realize they're all about food somehow. What is happening to me?! I tell you about how I recently ordered a pizza online and ended up feeling guilty for hours, a possible Cracker Barrel Thanksgiving tragedy in the near future, my second attempt at eating at the shiny new Chick-fil-A near us, our catered meal from the bitchiest deli in America, and an update on Operation Take My Lunch To Work Every Day. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Saturday Nov 02, 2019
Ep. 59: It Was A Simpler Time (Bonus Episode!)
Saturday Nov 02, 2019
Saturday Nov 02, 2019
In this one, I tell you about a conversation I had with one of my kids about something that happened to me during fifth grade that simply wouldn't fly today. Then I give you guys a rundown of some other crazy school stories from my past that would almost certainly cause a giant uproar today. It's a fun one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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