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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
Wednesday Mar 04, 2020
In this one, I tell you about how Toney and I were stuck in a holding pen at a Longhorn steakhouse and forced to endure a screeching, squalling door, a traumatic experience at the Sheetz car wash, a conversation I had with my family inside a Chinese restaurant, a craft beer from Iowa we enjoyed and a possible related project I might start soon. All this, and I answer a question received via email and share a clip from another podcast I recommend. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
Wednesday Feb 26, 2020
In this one, I tell you about my Monday visit to the International House of Colons, the exciting baseball tickets we procured, and some highlights of my baseball playing career. It started in Biddy League, at 6 years old, progressed to Minor League, and ended when I became too old for Little League. There were not many personal highlights, unfortunately, but I share the ones I've got. And I also throw in a few of the inevitable humiliations. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Friday Feb 21, 2020
Friday Feb 21, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the lingering cold that's kicking my ass, my failed attempt to get a little sleep the night before I needed to be at work ridiculously early, yet another catastrophic trouser blow-out, my reluctant plan to find a heartier brand of jeans and some kind of freaky "health" program I signed up for. All this, and two new messages from the Surf Report hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
Thursday Feb 13, 2020
In this one, I tell you about my $5 Extra Crispy Tenders Fill Up Meal at KFC. In great detail... component by component. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
Wednesday Feb 05, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the second round of doctor visits I'm enduring, which manage to both terrify and annoy me somehow. On Friday I saw my medical doctor again, and on Monday I got to spend more quality time with Ted Knight, my eye doctor. I also announce the Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
Thursday Jan 30, 2020
In this one, I throw open the doors of the Surf Report VIP Lounge to non-patrons, for this week only, just like they do at Sam's Club and Costco. I bring you up to date on the shit-in-a-box situation and tell you about a blowhard I heard during a baseball press conference that reminded me of some other people I've encountered. I also share an odd message that was left on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
Wednesday Jan 29, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the celebrity deaths I've found to be the most shocking during my life. I put them into three categories: Shocking, Truly Shocking and Most Shocking. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
In this one, I tell you about an old 1940s radio I have in the bunker that once belonged to a relative whose life was tragically cut short, which leads to some contemplation about what a 13-year-old me would think about the current-day me. You know, since I've been allowed to live a full life, and she was not? I also share a call left at the hotline, which is a reaction to something we talked about in a previous episode. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
Wednesday Jan 15, 2020
In this one, I tell you about a fun new update at the website, my early morning bloodletting at the blood lab, a TV show I almost forgot about that disparaged West Virginia on a weekly basis, an exciting Kindle development pertaining to the great Travis McGee, and my thoughts on some full-frontal nudity I saw recently on Netflix. All this, and the Whistle Dick of the Week! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.
Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
Wednesday Jan 08, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the crazy couple of years I lived with my brother in Greensboro, NC. Oh, it was an endless parade of dumbasserey and dipshittery, my friends. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the Thursday shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.