Episodes

Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Ep. 190: It's Nibbling Away At The Front End Of My Sleep Cycle!
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
In this messy episode I tell you about how the late night baseball games are killing me, a return to our favorite (and raucous!) watering hole, a disappointing conversation I had with the beer store guy, and four(!) new quality calls from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Ep. 188: I'm Going To Be Gnarled And Bent!
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
In this one I tell you about my old man sleeping developments, my demoralizing lawncare situation, our expensive dinner of meat, rice, and spectacle, a 44-hour audio book I recently purchased, and some things that fire me up a decade after the fact! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Apr 12, 2021
Ep. 186: Last Week Was A Complete Washout!
Monday Apr 12, 2021
Monday Apr 12, 2021
In this one I tell you about our multi-day plumbing circus, my temporary (and excruciating) schedule change at work, the replacement of the key fob for the Chevy Cruze, as well as a few positives to close it out. All this and two fresh calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Ep. 184: Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia!
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
In this one I tell you about our clothes dryer which recently shit the credenza, my resulting (and disheartening) trip to a laundromat, a disappointing conversation I had with my hipster hair "stylist," our encouraging return to the Beer Snob Tavern, and a weird comment I heard while eavesdropping on the younger boy's online college class. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
Ep. 182: It Was Like Some Kind Of Fatass Origami!
Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
In this one I tell you about an Android glitch that caused me to go wild for a few hours, a great new Domino's-themed idea I came up with, an unusual goal I now have, and our weekend car-buying adventure that finally ended in an actual purchase. All this and another crazy call from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Ep. 180: A Weekend Of Sorta Shopping!
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
In this one I talk some more about the 'false spring,' tell you about a Saturday shopping trip to Allentown where we visited Smashburger for the first time, spent a few dollars at Costco, and revisited the craziest beer store I've ever seen. And on Sunday we did some scintillating garage door shopping at Lowe's and Home Depot. All this and a bizarre message from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Ep. 178: I'm Glad My Grandfathers Didn't Live To See This
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
In this one I tell you about my dilemma surrounding the "been-wet tang," the aftermath of my second dose of the vaccine, the traditional post-vaccination lunch, some more ridiculous furniture-shopping adventures, a terrifying static electricity mishap I recently experienced, and an update on the $10 Scratch-Off Project. All this and two quality calls from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Mar 04, 2021
Ep. 176: Pulled Over And Blasted By Sand!
Thursday Mar 04, 2021
Thursday Mar 04, 2021
In this one I tell you -- at length -- about two problems I recently encountered. And, in case you were wondering, I'm not a huge fan of either one of them. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Ep. 174: The Greatest Food At Midnight?
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
In this one I tell you about falling on my ass while cleaning snow off the cars (again!), the excitement I felt when I remembered there was Chinese leftovers in the fridge, Americanized food from other lands, my semi-obsession with Frank from American Pickers, a woman with diabetes swagger I keep seeing on TV, an update on the $10 Scratch-Off Project, and my idea for a new KFC menu item! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Ep. 172: Padding The High School Schedule!
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
In this one I tell you about my experience with the Coronavirus vaccine, a return to Cracker Barrel, and a bunch of ludicrous classes I took in high school to pad my schedule! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

