Episodes

Thursday Nov 12, 2020
Ep. 148: Steak, Chicken And A Spectacle!
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
In this one, I tell you about our recent birthday-fueled visit to a way-too-expensive novelty restaurant, along with many barely-related tangents. PLUS! Three great calls from the hotline. This is a good one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.
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Sunday Nov 08, 2020
Ep. 146: And Now It's Time To Detach
Sunday Nov 08, 2020
Sunday Nov 08, 2020
In this one, recorded on Friday, I tell you about how I've officially had enough of everyone talking about politics, some fresh news on the obscure music front, the new microphone I bought from this company called Amazon, my parents' 14.5 hour drive to Florida, and a follow-up on my Top 5 favorite candy bar rankings. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Ep. 144: My Quickie Visit To The Motherland!
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
In this one, tell you about my recent trip to West Virginia to see my folks, and some other random ridiculousness. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Thursday Oct 15, 2020
Ep. 142: Destroying Plumbing! Flipping Out At Work!
Thursday Oct 15, 2020
Thursday Oct 15, 2020
In this one, tell you about a toilet mishap I experienced in Myrtle Beach, an unhinged reaction I had to a ridiculous comment at work, and my upcoming trip to West Virginia. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
Ep. 141: The Myrtle Beach Food Edition!
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
Tuesday Oct 13, 2020
In this one, I give you a full and thorough rundown of the food we enjoyed during our recent trip to Myrtle Beach. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Oct 09, 2020
Ep. 140: Revenge Of The Chicken (Hosted By Producer Zipp!)
Friday Oct 09, 2020
Friday Oct 09, 2020
In this one, Producer Zipp sits in for me while I enjoy a well-earned vacation. He tells a story about a killer raccoon (raccoons will mess you up!) and the havoc it caused. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! And thanks to Zipp for taking the reigns this week!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Ep. 138: The Positive Episode!
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
In this one, I tell you about a few of the positive things in my life, instead of the usual litany of complaints and bitching. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Thursday Sep 24, 2020
Ep. 136: My Shit Was Scuttled!
Thursday Sep 24, 2020
Thursday Sep 24, 2020
In this one, I tell you about how my three-day weekend was scuttled, our upcoming Myrtle Beach trip, the loud grindage I wake up to every morning, the insult I received from the woman who cut my hair, a concerning conversation I had with the woman who sells me beer, people who chew mints, the phrase "you can't have your cake and eat it too," the cutouts in the stands at baseball stadiums, my new subscription to HBO Max, and a recent Amazon Kindle triumph. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Sep 11, 2020
Ep. 134: The Poopisode!
Friday Sep 11, 2020
Friday Sep 11, 2020
In this one, I share a big steaming pile of poop stories I've collected through the years. For whatever reason I'm the go-to guy for tales of shit adventures gone wrong, and I'm thankful for the recognition. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Aug 28, 2020
Ep. 132: We Should've Been Banned For Life!
Friday Aug 28, 2020
Friday Aug 28, 2020
In this one, I tell you about a discount store in my hometown where my friends and I used to run rampant and almost never got into trouble, somehow. I also share a couple of follow-up calls from the hotline, about the best fast food bang for the buck. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com