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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
In this one I tell you about the black & white photo we see when we look out the window up here, the re-launch of the Surf Report mailing list, my big win at Publisher's Clearing House, a smattering of donut-tire humiliation, our trip to the strange exotic world of Aldi, some shouty fast food guy I keep encountering around town, and a great old Talking Heads album I've been revisiting. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Here's where you can sign up for the mailing list.
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
In this one we bounce all over the place. Among other things, I discuss a 1936 movie I watched over the weekend and a scene from it that blew my beleaguered mind, a mildly disturbing Green Acres-linked week of the Mickey Mouse Club from 1955, some agitated thoughts on Star Wars, 61 pounds of air pressure in one of my car tires, and another questionable story from my cousin Danny. All this and three quality calls from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
Thursday Dec 31, 2020
In this one, I talk about a new way I'm handling bedtime during the week, a memoir I'm enjoying, a 2021 trip we booked over the weekend, my frustrating attempt to re-secure Post Office Box 613, a crazy beer store we visited near Allentown, and my longstanding view that sleep is creepy. All this, plus another quality message left at the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
The original Sleep Is Creepy! essay.
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Dec 24, 2020
Thursday Dec 24, 2020
In this one, I had a main topic I was going to discuss, right after I got a few minor things out of the way. But the minor things took over the whole show! I tell you about my hopes for Christmas Eve, the ridiculous renewal dance you have to do with SiriusXM, a recent and divisive eBay purchase I'm excited about, my heartbreaking attempt to procure an elusive domain name for the past decade or more, five CDs I bought from a dead zone in my music knowledge, two great TV shows I'm binging like a fiend, and a fresh call from the Surf Report hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
In this one, I share a lengthy list of some possibly surprising things I've never done. Feel free to judge me! I also include three recent messages left at the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Dec 07, 2020
Monday Dec 07, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the dark period of my life when I was reduced to selling meat and seafood door to door. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Nov 30, 2020
Monday Nov 30, 2020
In this one, I tell you about the different phases of the birthday and the one I'm in currently, the narcissism surrounding it all, the newish paranoia about my age, the difference between shopping malls in the 1980s and today, our recent Applebee's adventure, my quest to win the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes, and a quickie update about Thanksgiving. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Sunday Nov 22, 2020
Sunday Nov 22, 2020
In this one, I tell you about my brief and embarrassing experience with novelty facial hair, the ways our parents used to punish us, my problems with the recent Johnny Bench auction, a 12:30 am living room collapse, and an injury I endured while picking up Chinese takeout. ALSO! Another call from our friend Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
Thursday Nov 12, 2020
In this one, I tell you about our recent birthday-fueled visit to a way-too-expensive novelty restaurant, along with many barely-related tangents. PLUS! Three great calls from the hotline. This is a good one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Sunday Nov 08, 2020
Sunday Nov 08, 2020
In this one, recorded on Friday, I tell you about how I've officially had enough of everyone talking about politics, some fresh news on the obscure music front, the new microphone I bought from this company called Amazon, my parents' 14.5 hour drive to Florida, and a follow-up on my Top 5 favorite candy bar rankings. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com