The West Virginia Surf Report!

Ep. 218: Exploring A Mystery Folder From An Old Computer!

In this one I tell you about an old external hard drive I've been exploring recently, and the backup files I found from an old computer from 15 or 20 years ago. Included are many, many audio files, and I share a few of them with you here. I remember the origin of many of them, and some I don't recall at all. I'll explain as we go along. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Ep. 216: Obnoxious Outdoor Karaoke!

In this one I tell you about how I was recently forced to wear fancy-pants to work, a loud and obnoxious patio party in the neighborhood (with sound clip!), our triumphant return to a favorite watering hole, receiving the Shingles vaccine (with side effects report), a popular Facebook group that's experiencing the effects of the generation gap, and a wildly entertaining new book I'm reading: The Greatest Beer Run Ever. All this and two great new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Ep. 214: If You Have Anything For The Judge, You Can Leave It With Me

In this one I tell you about a news app that's driving me mad, talk about the ludicrous amount of money people spend on weddings, the amount we paid, and why pre-wedding blood tests used to be required. I also share a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Ep. 212: Have You Ever Tried "Butthole Sunning?"

In this one I tell you about:

-- a new health & wellness fad that's sweeping the globe
-- a 1976 episode of The Tonight Show I recently watched which featured a lot of words and comments that would definitely not fly in today's world
-- the younger boy moving out of the house and into a nearby apartment
-- a recent irrational fear I've been experiencing of rabid animals in the bunker

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Ep. 210: A Carnival Of Gluttony!

In this one I bring you up to date on a few random odds 'n' ends, then tell you about a day trip Toney and I took that involved me eating until I was starting to hallucinate, and very nearly (I'm not kidding) collapsing on a brewery tour. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Ep. 208: A Follow-Up Conversation With My Brother!

In this very special episode I tell you about an ironic and unsatisfactory turn in the $10 Scratch-Off Project, an insulting explanation someone gave me as to why I'm considered to be intimidating, and speak to my brother via Skype to get to the bottom of an ancient family story that involves him. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!

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Ep. 206: Random Notes From The Bunker!

In this lengthy episode I tell you about:

- A friend popping in at my workplace unannounced and presenting me with a fantastic gift.

- Some Sheetz levity I recently experienced.

- A horrendous limited-edition Mountain Dew flavor I tried.

- The way I incorporated a random house sound into one of my ludicrous dreams.

- An old classmate I saw on Facebook and the possibly unflattering main memory I have of him.

- The low-wattage vertigo I've been experiencing lately.

All this and two fresh calls from Ian in Scotland.

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Ep. 204: The Onset Of Brood X!

In this one I tell you about:

- My fancy new office at work and the difficulties I encountered getting there.

- A lengthy conversation I had with a guy who is unusually fascinated by cicadas (Brood X!).

- A kick-ass burger I had for dinner this week, and how people want to compare all burgers to Five Guys.

- Old British phrases that have found their way into American speech.

- A new podcast-related domain I purchased.

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 202: Good Boy, My Ass!

In this one I tell you about my latest unsatisfactory haircut adventure, my latest unsatisfactory pizza adventure, and two great voicemails from the hotline -- one from Charlie in Virginia, and another from my cousin Danny who gives us all an unflattering glimpse at a younger Jeff Kay. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Ep. 200: Maybe A Quarter-Turn On The Dumbass Dimmer Switch?

In this one I tell you about an exciting and flattering message I received from Domino's Pizza, the threat of a horrendous heat wave moving our way and what that might mean for our lawn care regimen, the upcoming iCarly reboot and some weirdness it led me to, a service that allows a person to watch unlimited Minor League baseball games (crazy!), a baseball-themed exercise I undertook while in the throes of panic due to my age, and some news that did not help with that panic whatsoever. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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