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Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia
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Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
In this one I tell you about an Android glitch that caused me to go wild for a few hours, a great new Domino's-themed idea I came up with, an unusual goal I now have, and our weekend car-buying adventure that finally ended in an actual purchase. All this and another crazy call from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
Wednesday Mar 17, 2021
In this one I talk some more about the 'false spring,' tell you about a Saturday shopping trip to Allentown where we visited Smashburger for the first time, spent a few dollars at Costco, and revisited the craziest beer store I've ever seen. And on Sunday we did some scintillating garage door shopping at Lowe's and Home Depot. All this and a bizarre message from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
Tuesday Mar 09, 2021
In this one I tell you about my dilemma surrounding the "been-wet tang," the aftermath of my second dose of the vaccine, the traditional post-vaccination lunch, some more ridiculous furniture-shopping adventures, a terrifying static electricity mishap I recently experienced, and an update on the $10 Scratch-Off Project. All this and two quality calls from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Thursday Mar 04, 2021
Thursday Mar 04, 2021
In this one I tell you -- at length -- about two problems I recently encountered. And, in case you were wondering, I'm not a huge fan of either one of them. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
In this one I tell you about falling on my ass while cleaning snow off the cars (again!), the excitement I felt when I remembered there was Chinese leftovers in the fridge, Americanized food from other lands, my semi-obsession with Frank from American Pickers, a woman with diabetes swagger I keep seeing on TV, an update on the $10 Scratch-Off Project, and my idea for a new KFC menu item! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
In this one I tell you about my experience with the Coronavirus vaccine, a return to Cracker Barrel, and a bunch of ludicrous classes I took in high school to pad my schedule! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Feb 09, 2021
Tuesday Feb 09, 2021
In this one I tell you about how it never stops snowing up here, the ongoing saga with my parents and their vaccination envy, my thoughts on chicken wings and football, and a life-changing trip we took to Oregon in 1992, where we discovered craft beer and a love of travel! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Friday Feb 05, 2021
Friday Feb 05, 2021
On a whim I decided to make this one available to everyone, so you could hear what a Patreon episode sounds like. If you want to get one of these bonus episodes EVERY WEEK, click through the link below and sign up for a patronage. It's easy, and worth it!
In this one I tell you about the "sustained snow event" we endured here, the constant 64 degree temperature in our family room and Surf Report bunker, the puzzling lyrics of "Wake Up Little Susie," my first-time-ever stubble beard, and a great new Dean Koontz I just started reading! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
In this one I tell you about my current thoughts about snowy and slippery roads on workdays, another interaction with the Ninja Foodi, why my parents are experiencing vaccination envy, a word from our sponsor, a clip from Producer Zipp's podcast in which he talks about an old Surf Report article I wrote about microwave cracklin's, a call that came into the hotline from a professor at the Nova Scotia Institute for Canine Excrement Studies about my question about white dog shit, and a follow-up on the evil seed that caller Clinton planted in my head! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
In this one I offer a heartfelt apology about some shit I said in a previous episode, share my thoughts after taking the advice of a listener and trying a Zero candy bar, tell you about an exciting new gambling-themed project I started at the website, a guy I used to know who “did” over 100 episodes of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, and an especially annoying Sunshine & Mumbles memory. All this and two new messages from the hotline! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com