Episodes

Sunday Aug 28, 2022
Ep. 286: Welcome To Jeff’s Day Off!
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
In this one I tell you about the problem I'm having with my ears, the undershirt issue I've been experiencing, the bunker-buster of classic baseball radio broadcasts I procured, and a bunch of errands I ran on my day off. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Monday Aug 08, 2022
Ep. 284: I’m Like Joey Chestnut Over Here!
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Monday Aug 08, 2022
In this one I tell you about a conversation I had with our new neighbor, a cool package I received in the mail, a near-accident caused by a recent hoagie lunch, a new fast food realm I've entered, and a concerning article about food that removes minutes from your life. All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Jul 22, 2022
Ep. 282: Trapped In A Three-Mile Loop With Phony Cowboys!
Friday Jul 22, 2022
Friday Jul 22, 2022
In this one I tell you about why my West Virginia trip was canceled, and the mind-blowing experience we encountered while TRYING to attend a minor league baseball game. Also: a new call via the hotline from Stuart in Oz. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday Jul 17, 2022
Ep. 280: He Has A Nose Like A Clump Of Fungus
Sunday Jul 17, 2022
Sunday Jul 17, 2022
In this one I tell you about my planned trip to West Virginia and all the crap I have to do before I leave, Toney's jury duty adventure, a situation my parents find themselves in that really annoys me, the day I thought I was home alone but wasn't, a disgusting ad I keep seeing all over the internet, and a website I stumbled upon that feels like an insane invasion of privacy. All this and another call from Sharon V. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Friday Jul 08, 2022
Ep. 278: Why Does Nobody Want To Talk About My Feet Bones?!
Friday Jul 08, 2022
Friday Jul 08, 2022
In this one I share some thoughts about the new episodes of Stranger Things, tell you about an issue I'm having with my feet bones, the annoying skepticism I'm encountering about my hair poofiness, and a goofy Netflix show we're watching called Snowflake Mountain. All this and a fresh new hotline call from Sharon V. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Monday Jun 27, 2022
Ep. 276: Random Notes From The Bunker!
Monday Jun 27, 2022
Monday Jun 27, 2022
In this one I tell you about a confusing item I see on the side of the highway every day, a DVD with a crazy backstory I received in the mail this week, another visit to "the worst McDonald's in the world," Toney's week in Nancyland, and the final episode of one of my favorite podcasts. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Saturday Jun 18, 2022
Ep. 275: Two Fresh New Calls From The Hotline!
Saturday Jun 18, 2022
Saturday Jun 18, 2022
In this one I tell you about the enormous amount of neighborhood grindage that wakes me up, and the spider or mosquito bites I'm getting while I sleep. I also share two new calls that came in over the hotline, one each from Patrick and Ian in Scotland. Discussed this go 'round: 70s/80s detective shows, Dennis the Menace, Apple vs. Android and the Viagra Boys. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Sunday Jun 12, 2022
Ep. 274: A Night Out For Us Young Whipper-Snappers!
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
In this one I tell you about the Krispy Kreme gallon o' gas deal I took advantage of, the person I thought I heard walking around upstairs here, the Paul McCartney show we attended in Syracuse, yet another upcoming road trip for Toney, and an additional trip the two of us are planning for August. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Ep. 272: Talkin’ Paul McCartney With A Childhood Friend!
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
In this one I speak with Jim Workman, an old Dunbar friend, about the current Paul McCartney tour. Jim saw the controversial Winston-Salem show on May 21, and I'll be attending the Syracuse show on Saturday. He shares his review, some thoughts on the people who couldn't get into the venue, and the surprising songs Paul didn't play. And we finally discuss a traumatic moment from my past, which Jim witnessed in real-time. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Wednesday May 25, 2022
Ep. 270: The Murphy’s Mart Episode!
Wednesday May 25, 2022
Wednesday May 25, 2022
In this one I tell you about the shenanigans my friends and I engaged in as kids at a large discount store in my hometown. How were we not banned for life?! All this and a new call from our old friend Eugene. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!
Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com