The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one, I tell you about the celebrity deaths I've found to be the most shocking during my life. I put them into three categories: Shocking, Truly Shocking and Most Shocking. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about an old 1940s radio I have in the bunker that once belonged to a relative whose life was tragically cut short, which leads to some contemplation about what a 13-year-old me would think about the current-day me. You know, since I've been allowed to live a full life, and she was not? I also share a call left at the hotline, which is a reaction to something we talked about in a previous episode. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

In this one, I tell you about a fun new update at the website, my early morning bloodletting at the blood lab, a TV show I almost forgot about that disparaged West Virginia on a weekly basis, an exciting Kindle development pertaining to the great Travis McGee, and my thoughts on some full-frontal nudity I saw recently on Netflix. All this, and the Whistle Dick of the Week! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

In this one, I tell you about the crazy couple of years I lived with my brother in Greensboro, NC. Oh, it was an endless parade of dumbasserey and dipshittery, my friends. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

In this one, I tell you about the discombobulation of my life due to the holidays and my tweaked-out work schedule. I also fill you guys in on the car trouble I experienced while buying beer at Wegmans on Sunday, which included a mouse nest under the hood and an electrical system that was going haywire. And I discuss my first doctor's visit in seven years and how they want me to shit in a box. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

In this one, I tell you about our long weekend-before-Christmas and how I dealt with almost never leaving the house. I also discuss a hat I received in the mail that Toney mocked, how I ended up covered in hotdog secretions, our challenging 24-hour internet outage, and how I'm surprised I'm not really into movies. I also share an insulting message left at the hotline and bring back the Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I share some stories from corporate Christmas parties I have attended and the ridiculous shenanigans that occurred there. You'll get to hear about the drunken spinning schoolmarm, a comment I made that still causes me to cringe 'n' wince when I think about it, an amazing moment at the CEO's house, and Toney and I sneaking around a Christmas carnival. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about my long relationship with coffee, my dad's ROMEO group, my less-than-adventurous food roots, our recently purchased Ninja Foodi, my sudden left eye trouble, and all the foul-mouthed optometrists I have known. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about something baffling I saw while watching Veronica Mars, explain the yin and yang of Facebook, and then launch into a detailed description of my ho-hum birthday weekend. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about a monumental Thanksgiving-themed turn of events in my life last week. This one's big, my friends! Then I share various other Thanksgiving stories from my ridiculous past. This is a fun one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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