Episodes

Dec 14, 2020
Ep. 156: A Bunch Of Things I've Never Done!
Dec 14, 2020
Dec 14, 2020
43 min
In this one, I share a lengthy list of some possibly surprising things I've never done. Feel free to judge me! I also include three recent messages left at the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Dec 7, 2020
Ep. 154: Selling Meat Door To Door!
Dec 7, 2020
Dec 7, 2020
42 min
In this one, I tell you about the dark period of my life when I was reduced to selling meat and seafood door to door. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 30, 2020
Ep. 152: Today Is My Special Day!
Nov 30, 2020
Nov 30, 2020
35 min
In this one, I tell you about the different phases of the birthday and the one I'm in currently, the narcissism surrounding it all, the newish paranoia about my age, the difference between shopping malls in the 1980s and today, our recent Applebee's adventure, my quest to win the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes, and a quickie update about Thanksgiving. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 22, 2020
Ep.150: More Random Notes From The Bunker!
Nov 22, 2020
Nov 22, 2020
36 min
In this one, I tell you about my brief and embarrassing experience with novelty facial hair, the ways our parents used to punish us, my problems with the recent Johnny Bench auction, a 12:30 am living room collapse, and an injury I endured while picking up Chinese takeout. ALSO! Another call from our friend Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 12, 2020
Ep. 148: Steak, Chicken And A Spectacle!
Nov 12, 2020
Nov 12, 2020
44 min
In this one, I tell you about our recent birthday-fueled visit to a way-too-expensive novelty restaurant, along with many barely-related tangents. PLUS! Three great calls from the hotline. This is a good one! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening.
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Nov 8, 2020
Ep. 146: And Now It's Time To Detach
Nov 8, 2020
Nov 8, 2020
34 min
In this one, recorded on Friday, I tell you about how I've officially had enough of everyone talking about politics, some fresh news on the obscure music front, the new microphone I bought from this company called Amazon, my parents' 14.5 hour drive to Florida, and a follow-up on my Top 5 favorite candy bar rankings. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 28, 2020
Ep. 144: My Quickie Visit To The Motherland!
Oct 28, 2020
Oct 28, 2020
40 min
In this one, tell you about my recent trip to West Virginia to see my folks, and some other random ridiculousness. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 15, 2020
Oct 15, 2020
27 min
In this one, tell you about a toilet mishap I experienced in Myrtle Beach, an unhinged reaction I had to a ridiculous comment at work, and my upcoming trip to West Virginia. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 13, 2020
Ep. 141: The Myrtle Beach Food Edition!
Oct 13, 2020
Oct 13, 2020
46 min
In this one, I give you a full and thorough rundown of the food we enjoyed during our recent trip to Myrtle Beach. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!
Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!
Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

Oct 9, 2020
Oct 9, 2020
38 min
In this one, Producer Zipp sits in for me while I enjoy a well-earned vacation. He tells a story about a killer raccoon (raccoons will mess you up!) and the havoc it caused. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! And thanks to Zipp for taking the reigns this week!
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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

