Archive for the 'humor' Category

In this one, I reveal the results of my Ancestry DNA test, tell you about Toney's even-more-interesting report, share the shocking news that we're apparently going to be keeping a baby wiener dog for a week, discuss my exciting Amazon Prime Day purchases, talk about my big upcoming weekend o' minor league baseball, and preview next week's Chuck Cleaver show in Philadelphia. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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Ep. 27: I Crave Order, My Friends!

In this one, I discuss my deep craving for order and my equally deep concern that it's just an excuse to not do any actual work. I also talk about my Ancestry "spit kit," the baseball All-Star break, the third season of Stranger Things, and being on the hunt for the Travis McGee novels. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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Ep. 25: Our Dishonest Memories!

In this one, I discuss a couple of examples of things from our past that we've semi-fraudulently formed hard and fast opinions about. Like the city of Atlanta, which we now view as an absolute paradise, choosing to ignore the many negatives (for whatever reason). And, conversely, our view of Southern California as a terrible shithole, rejecting the fun we had there and all positives (for whatever reason). I believe we, as humans, do this all the time. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I give you an update on the beepbeepbeep construction project going on next door, the mailing of our spit to Ancestry, a "like" at Instagram that nearly caused my brain to explode, and a crazy tour we're planning to take in August. I also share a couple of messages left at the Surf Report hotline and respond accordingly. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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Ep. 21: What Is This, Dubai?!

In this one, I give you an update on the iconic Surf Report Bunker, tell you about another ridiculous visit to a beer-fueled restaurant in Scranton, the quickie visit with Toney's sister, some Half-Shirt construction going on over there, and the ongoing quandary about tipping at the counter. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I tell you about the just-passed weekend o' near-perfection, the one hour of physical work I put in that nearly destroyed me, the final episode of the great HBO miniseries 'Chernobyl' and the unlikely scene I'll never forget, and our purchase of two Ancestry DNA kits on a whim. I also respond to another question left on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening.

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I tell you about our incredibly active weekend that included a radical overhaul of the Surf Report bunker, the surprise arrival of a commercial dumpster in our driveway, and a crazy turn of events while receiving a quote on some extensive landscaping work. I also discuss the great new Deadwood movie and play another message left on the Surf Report podcast hotline that touches off a lengthy story from olden times. It's a fun episode. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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Ep. 15: How Was Your Big Honkin’?

In this one I tell you all about our big honkin’ three-day weekend, which included but was not limited to lazy sackism, grilled meats, beer and baseball. I also talk at length about the Brazil-like weather we’re having and the problems it causes, my recent mastery o’ the grilled meats, and our trip to a fantastic beer emporium. And I also share a recent call left at the podcast hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I tell you about an extremely close call I had while driving home from work on Friday night, and I give you guys an update on the formerly ongoing Amazon “situation.” It’s not ongoing anymore, and I’m not sure if I’m happy with the outcome or not. I don’t think I am, to be truthful, but don’t know if I’m being fair or not. I also respond to a suggestion received at the exciting new podcast hotline and play an ancient audio clip of your corpulent correspondent sputtering through a radio performance. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I tell you about the ongoing troubles I’m having with Toney’s Mother’s Day gift, with a strong emphasis on ‘ongoing.’ It was plundered, my friends! And the way it’s being handled makes me uneasy. I also talk about our upcoming guerilla strike of a visit to the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame, and our plan to make this an all-Ohio summer. And I tell you about our vague and undefined plan to do some home improvements in the near future. And I also answer a question received at the exciting new podcast hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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