Archive for the 'humor' Category

In this one, I complain about park rangers (dicks!), discuss my struggle to get through Season 4 of The Fugitive and my possibly-morbid watching ritual, shopping for a commercial-grade treadmill, my new lapel microphone that will allow me to record podcasts while driving (maybe), and my maddening struggle to recreate restaurant sandwiches at home. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Producer Zipp joins me in this one, my first attempt at an interview episode! For forty minutes we bounce from subject to subject, including but not limited to MAD magazine, baseball, "fat Babe Ruth," collecting culture, expensive-ass picture framing, teaching middle school, the U.S. Marines, and getting punched in the liver. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Also, check out Zipp's podcast, No Redeeming Qualities. It's good!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I start out by complaining about "short" work-weeks and move into an epic tale with roots that extend all the way back to 9th Grade at Dunbar Junior High School. You'll get to hear about a crazy substitute teacher, perhaps the craziest I ever encountered, and the crackpot crap she pulled on me. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about four of the most memorable farts I've ever personally witnessed during my life. To tell you the truth, I'm shocked that it took so long to get to this subject. Ha! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I tell you about the tour we took of Great American Ballpark (one of the greatest things I've ever done!), our trip to Skyline Chili, our visit to the Cincinnati Reds Hall of Fame, and the nearly sold-out Reds vs. Cardinals game on Saturday night. It was a great day for your corpulent correspondent! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this marathon session, I tell you about my recent trip to Pittsburgh with the younglings to see a rock show, and the many challenges we encountered, as well as the tennis portion of the Cincinnati trip with Toney. I ran out of time before I got to the baseball portion, even though it's a really long episode, but we'll catch up next time. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I discuss a list I put together of some stuff society insists is great fun, and I beg to differ. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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In this one, I briefly discuss the Jeff Kay voodoo doll somebody clearly owns, the ludicrously early workday I had on Sunday, and what's happening to the once-great MAD magazine. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I provide exciting updates on a couple of our earlier stories, share a breakdown of the small little things that are irritating me these days, and play a bizarre message left on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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In this one, I tell you about how I'm planning to get this bastard back on track, give you a report on the ongoing wiener dog experiment, share a follow-up on my much-anticipated baseball weekend, and tell you about the upcoming events on the Surf Report calendar. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer.

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