The Jeff Kay Show

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 33: I’ve Painted Myself Into A Beer Corner!

October 30th, 2018

In this one I tell you how I made a tactical error and painted myself into a beer corner. I scored a short-term victory, and gave up some long-term liberties. And I explain how I'm in danger of escalating from nickel-fat to dime-fat. It's not good, my friends. Dime-fat is a bad sign. Then I retell the classic "kumquat money" story, followed by a blast from the past with an emphasis on the word "blast." Finally, I get all confused and name the Whistle Dick of the Week on Monday, even though it's a Thursday feature. Hey, what can I say? I never claimed to be a pro. But this is a fun one! One of my favorites. I hope you enjoy it.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 31: Field Report: My Big Honkin’ Four Day Weekend!

October 22nd, 2018

In this one, I give you the details of my big honkin' four-day weekend. Oh, it's some exciting stuff, my friends! I got my car inspected! Watched some baseball!! Went to Jersey Mike's for lunch!!! And all manner of additional adventures. There are some laughs, I think. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for listening.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 30: You’re Not Supposed To Urinate Meat (BONUS EPISODE!)

October 19th, 2018

This is the most recent Thursday episode. These are generally available to patrons only, but I'm releasing it to everyone because I kinda like it, and so you guys can hear what the Thursday shows sound like.

In this one I celebrate the arrival of fall and talk about my need for all four seasons. And I tell you about a book I'm re-reading 'cause I love it so much, and how my snobbery nearly caused me to miss it. And I have a couple of questionable stories to share from my ridiculous past, inspired by a man I spoke with recently who's having trouble with his "ass." Thank you guys for the support! I hope you enjoy this one.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 29: Just Roll With It, Bitches!

October 15th, 2018

I'm trying to make these Monday episodes a little more cohesive, my friends. And it's not as easy as it seems. I hope you'll bear with me as I test out the old platitude "if you're not sweating, you're not doing it right." Oh, I was sweating plenty during this one... It's a discussion about people I call The Correctors, the Opinion Butt-Inners, and the Contrarions. I'm guilty of being all of those things during an earlier part of my life, but not anymore. I take a stab at trying to figure out why I've changed, and I'm not sure if I really got to the bottom of it. But I hope it's a semi-enjoyable 30-minute journey, anyway. I also reveal the Totally Out of Context Quote of the Week. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 27: The Scary-Ass 1989 Move To Atlanta

October 8th, 2018

In this one, I describe the circumstances that led to me leaving a beloved job in Greensboro, NC and moving to Atlanta -- one of America's most intimidating cities -- with no means of support and a horrible apartment rented sight-unseen over the phone. During the first few weeks I was freaking out, man! I hope you enjoy it. Please let me know.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 25: I Said Chicken, Dick!

October 1st, 2018

In this one I tell you about my almost-new piece o' shit computer and the latest trick it's doing, Neck Beard Johnny the man who insists there's nothing wrong with said computer, our recent visit to Chipotle and how their pico de gallo ratios were way off, and my possibly inconsistent reactions to places where horrible things happened. I also introduce a new weekly feature: The Totally Out of Context Quote of the Week. Thanks for listening. I hope you enjoy it!

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