The Jeff Kay Show

Jeff Kay is a rare voice of sanity and it’s making him crazy

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 63: Don’t Be Jealous But We Went To Costco Again!

February 18th, 2019

In this one I tell you about our exciting monthly excursion to Costco, an unplanned major purchase I made there, amassing provisions for our upcoming Myrtle Beach trip, people who have "cluttered but clean" homes, the rudeness of the GPS lady, the Fyre Fest documentary on Hulu, how I might be able to become a highly-paid Instagram influencer, and an upcoming Nick Lowe concert I'm planning to attend. All this and the Whistle Dick of the Week! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 61: I Sincerely Hope You’re Enjoying Your Large Sprite

February 11th, 2019

In this one I tell you about the time I almost died due to unbridled hick fury, a classic rock guessing game, the man who repeatedly mispronounced the word saga, the final chapter (hopefully) of our dishwasher adventure, a new Johnny Bench documentary I watched on Saturday, my gut-wrenching Johnny Bench Night story from 1983 that still makes me twitch and grimace, and a small sign that I might still be semi-human. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 59: Ranking The Big Five Fast Food Chains!

February 4th, 2019

In this one I talk about the Polar Vortex, our younger son's upcoming visit to my parents' place in Florida, our older son getting his bank card number stolen and used to buy shoes in California, a bit of exciting fast food news I heard last week, some crazy shit that happened to me in a local Taco Bell, and my controversial rankings of the Big Five fast food chains. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 57: The Most Awkward Of All Work-Related Situations

January 28th, 2019

In this one I talk about the time I was hired, promoted before I'd even started, and quickly promoted again in a super-bizarre -- and highly-awkward -- fashion. Craziness! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 55: In Celebration Of People Getting Hurt Doing Stupid Shit!

January 21st, 2019

The title says it all. In this one I talk about the times I injured myself doing stupid shit. Although, to be perfectly honest, I've never really been a daredevil. So, my tales are not super-dramatic. I throw in some other people stories though, and I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out. I hope you enjoy it too. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 53: The Word For Today: Unsatisfactory

January 14th, 2019

In this one I tell about our new dishwasher fiasco (it's currently inside a box in our living room), a brief run-in we had with a surly store clerk (asshole), a disappointing visit to my beloved Five Guys (no horizontal hold), and a travel back in time in search of an elusive beer (found it!). All that and The Whistle Dick of the Week. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 52: I Don’t Make New Year’s Resolutions, But I Do Make Plans! (Bonus Episode)

January 10th, 2019

In this one I tell you about the plans I've made for the new year, including my travel and writing goals. I also discuss previous New Year's resolutions, and why I don't do 'em anymore. Thanks for the support! And thanks for listening.

Hey, I kinda like this one and have decided -- on a whim! -- to make it available to everyone. Just so you non-patron folks can hear what the Thursday shows sound like. Enjoy! And don't forget this part:

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 51: You’ve Got To Maintain The Integrity Of Your Aorta!

January 7th, 2019

This one was recorded in the throes of illness. The show must go on! But have no fear, you can't catch anything by listening to a podcast. At the risk of being completely hacky, I power through a handful of ridiculous "news" headlines I saw at Google News. And I tell you about another podcast episode you need to hear, and share with you the Whistle Dick of the Week. Thanks for listening! I hope you enjoy it.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 49: A Slovenly Case Of Holiday Sackism!

December 31st, 2018

In this one I tell you about our Christmas extravaganza, the gifts exchanged between me and an old friend, a barely-related jag triggered by my gift, a disgraceful case of sackism that led to a foreign object being discovered inside my pants, a heartwarming tale from the Atlanta days, some things that are simply not manly, the deep shame I felt after using my first emoji, celebrity penis-shaming on Instagram, and... the Whistle Dick of the Week. Thanks for listening! I hope you enjoy it.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 47: Do You Remember Where You Were When You Heard The News?!

December 17th, 2018

In this one I tell you about some electrifying news I received and a related plan, a friend who's an extreme eater and his various adventures, my hatred of bells going off all willy-nilly, underwear night at a minor league baseball stadium, an amputee convention on an island off the coast of Georgia, the mystery of "the insurance man," mediocre beer from a growler, and the Whistle Dick of the Week! Also stick around for a very cool trailer for a forthcoming project after the show. Thanks for listening!

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