The Jeff Kay Show

Jeff Kay is a rare voice of sanity and it’s making him crazy.

The Jeff Kay Show Episode 29: Just Roll With It, Bitches!

October 15th, 2018

I'm trying to make these Monday episodes a little more cohesive, my friends. And it's not as easy as it seems. I hope you'll bear with me as I test out the old platitude "if you're not sweating, you're not doing it right." Oh, I was sweating plenty during this one... It's a discussion about people I call The Correctors, the Opinion Butt-Inners, and the Contrarions. I'm guilty of being all of those things during an earlier part of my life, but not anymore. I take a stab at trying to figure out why I've changed, and I'm not sure if I really got to the bottom of it. But I hope it's a semi-enjoyable 30-minute journey, anyway. I also reveal the Totally Out of Context Quote of the Week. Thanks for listening!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 27: The Scary-Ass 1989 Move To Atlanta

October 8th, 2018

In this one, I describe the circumstances that led to me leaving a beloved job in Greensboro, NC and moving to Atlanta -- one of America's most intimidating cities -- with no means of support and a horrible apartment rented sight-unseen over the phone. During the first few weeks I was freaking out, man! I hope you enjoy it. Please let me know.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 25: I Said Chicken, Dick!

October 1st, 2018

In this one I tell you about my almost-new piece o' shit computer and the latest trick it's doing, Neck Beard Johnny the man who insists there's nothing wrong with said computer, our recent visit to Chipotle and how their pico de gallo ratios were way off, and my possibly inconsistent reactions to places where horrible things happened. I also introduce a new weekly feature: The Totally Out of Context Quote of the Week. Thanks for listening. I hope you enjoy it!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 23: Don’t Joke About Polio

September 24th, 2018

Good news: This one is about 98% Las Vegas-free! I've now moved on to other nonsense, including my thoughts on how David Bowie's "Let's Dance" was recorded, the leg cramps that freaked me out for a few hours, a retired baseball player who now sounds like he should be cooking beans on a wagon train, and the night last week when I came home covered in taco grease. I fully expect a Pulitzer Prize for this episode. I hope you enjoy it!

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 21: The Longest Day

September 17th, 2018

In this one I tell you about our day trip to the Grand Canyon during our recent Las Vegas visit. Was it worth it? Was it fun? Well... you'll just have to listen to find out. You'll also get to meet The Spaniards, the unfriendly hippies from Luxembourg, Bucket Boy, the woman who barely escaped a horrible sandwich death, and a cast of thousands. Oh, it was quite memorable. And the Canyon was pretty interesting too.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 19: The Country Might Not Have Survived!

September 3rd, 2018

All of us have encountered various forks in the road during our lives, points where we were forced to make big decisions on how to proceed. And, if you're like me, you're convinced you made the wrong choice nearly every time. In this one, I tell you about the unlikeliest of such forks and the way in which I botched it. I hope you enjoy it! Pass the beer nuts. 

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 17: Don’t Put Your Lips On It!

August 27th, 2018

In this one I tell you about an aborted visit to the new Dairy Queen, people double-dipping on the stuff I don't know, the Lewis Phenomenon, Jim Halpert as an international badass, being trapped in the haircut funnel, a music video that single-handedly destroyed the career of an 80s rock star, and asking Gordon Ramsay to please come up here and put a metaphorical foot in my ass.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 15: A Good One For People With Short Attention Spans!

August 20th, 2018

This one is all over the place. We discuss the rarest of occurrences at my house, adventures in passport renewals, revenue enhancement fees, the thing I think about when somebody mentions Canada, how the Brits love to look down their noses at Americans, a grand canyon, the curious history of the Jeffs, and whistle dicks who say "legit" all the time. I hope you enjoy it! Pass the beer nuts.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 13: Adventures In 13th Grade

August 13th, 2018

In this one, I talk about my three semesters at West Virginia State College. Very little effort was put forth, I received the results I deserved and quickly dismissed it all as nothing more than 13th grade. You'll learn about a memorable English class there, a photography course that still haunts me to this day, and a wild filmmaking class I took with my friend Rocky. And I close it out with another Rocky story, involving vodka and Five Alive. I hope you enjoy it! Please let me know.

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The Jeff Kay Show Episode 11: A Very Special Episode

August 4th, 2018

That's right, a very special episode! For the first time, the show is available outside our home base at Patreon. From this day forward the Monday episode will be distributed to iTunes, Stitcher, and all the other big podcast directories -- as well as Patreon. And the Thursday show will still be for patrons only at patreon.com/jeffkay. So, twice the Jeff Kay! OK... maybe that didn't merit an exclamation mark. But you know what I'm saying. In this one, I launch into a meandering diatribe triggered by my father handing me a brick in a sack. Yep, you read that correctly: a brick in a sack. Enjoy!

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